BleedBurgundy
03-26-2009, 10:34 AM
Here is what you do:
Send her flowers at work. Women love flowers at work, It's proof to her coworkers that there is a person on earth that can stand her.
Go shopping for the items needed for the following advice.
Make her dinner with a quality bottle of wine.
Ask her about her day and mention that you think you would like her parents to move in with your guys when you guys start having kids.
Watch a nice romantic movie and kiss her lightly whenever they kiss in the movie.
Don't start fooling around! Tease her a little.
Walk her into the bedroom and tell her you want her to wear This (http://www.extremerestraints.com/images/dw101xx.jpg) and make passionate love to you.
If she refuses and runs for her life, You had a good woman and the problem is you.
If she nails you, You should kick her out and have her brother move in.
NSFW Tag on that link??? LOL.
BDBohnzie
03-26-2009, 10:37 AM
Edit (Just because I know LB is reading) At that point you sit her ass in the corner of the kitchen with a potato peeler, bag of potatoes, and a trash can.
Definitely sig-worthy...
tryfuhl
03-26-2009, 10:57 AM
Here is what you do:
Send her flowers at work. Women love flowers at work, It's proof to her coworkers that there is a person on earth that can stand her.
Go shopping for the items needed for the following advice.
Make her dinner with a quality bottle of wine.
Ask her about her day and mention that you think you would like her parents to move in with your guys when you guys start having kids.
Watch a nice romantic movie and kiss her lightly whenever they kiss in the movie.
Don't start fooling around! Tease her a little.
Walk her into the bedroom and tell her you want her to wear This (http://www.extremerestraints.com/images/dw101xx.jpg) and make passionate love to you.
If she refuses and runs for her life, You had a good woman and the problem is you.
If she nails you, You should kick her out and have her brother move in.
She didn't ask him to do any of that
If you can't even ask her how she's doing, she needs to find her place in the relationship.. and I don't mean as a lesser, I mean as a respectful equal
Riiiiight...
;)
Is that why you don't post much anymore Lady B? Because of FRPLG's openly, and overtly hostile sexist attitude towards women?
Monkeydad
03-26-2009, 11:34 AM
Man even that is letting a girl take you by the balls... It's your girl not your mom
no respect = no relationship
go sell her tires
If they're 16" tires, I'll buy them at a reasonable price.
olive523
03-26-2009, 05:36 PM
In regard to the thread title... women can always get crazier. They have no limits.
you think so huh Matty?
FRPLG
03-26-2009, 05:45 PM
you think so huh Matty?
uh oh...
GMScud
03-26-2009, 05:57 PM
I'm no master at relationships, but I am in a very healthy one right now. And let me tell you, communication is numero uno in my opinion. Lay all your thoughts/feelings about your relationship on the table, ask her why she's acting the way she is... if you don't get straight answers or some sort of reciprocity as far as communication, then you probably need to rethink the whole deal.
Look EQ, I know you care for her, but you don't deserve to be treated like shit for being thoughtful. Besides, you're young, and you and I both know Gainesville is a gold mine for females. ;)
Monksdown
03-26-2009, 06:03 PM
i agree with the last post very much. communication is the most important part of any relationship. women will say that they want to hear what you think, and then when you tell them, most of them flip out. I am in a constant search pattern for a woman that actually means it when she says she's wants to know what is going on in my head.
I am also a slouch when it comes to proper relationship management. I am breaking up with my girlfriend today actually because she's pressing on me like im a goddamn eclipse. I feel like im suffocating every time i want to change plans with short notice. It's more me than her, im sure. But so be it.
searching for the right one is nearly as fun as finding her.
GMScud
03-26-2009, 06:10 PM
i agree with the last post very much. communication is the most important part of any relationship. women will say that they want to hear what you think, and then when you tell them, most of them flip out. I am in a constant search pattern for a woman that actually means it when she says she's wants to know what is going on in my head.
I am also a slouch when it comes to proper relationship management. I am breaking up with my girlfriend today actually because she's pressing on me like im a goddamn eclipse. I feel like im suffocating every time i want to change plans with short notice. It's more me than her, im sure. But so be it.
searching for the right one is nearly as fun as finding her.
Ahhh yes, the old, "it's not you it's me" approach. I've used that one before. Good luck tonight.