Ask ME anything.

How long have you been a mod here?

Where have you been, I don't recognize you really? If you were gone for a good reason, what is it?

How old are you?

What's the story behind your avatar?

I became a mod here during a previous incarnation, so when this version of The Warpath was introduced, I was an initial mod.

I haven't posted regularly since last year. You probably wouldn't recognize me if I was right behind you - which I may be - because I have one of those faces.

I was absent for a number of reasons. A business failed, I lost my house, had a nervous breakdown, was in the hospital for a few weeks, was diagnosed with chronic depression - mind you, this all happened last year when we were winning! - it was a "perfect storm" of shittyness. I've been lurking for a while, and kicking a little Curveball ass, but I decided I needed to post a little. Not sure if that's a good reason or not. Hope I pass muster.

I'm 38, according to my profile. Am I lying? Could be. I'm not, though. Or am I?

As for the avatar, Question #3 is the DNA upon which the Warpath is based. There would be no "Parking Lot" section if not for the Redskins Universe spinning of its axis in the Question #3 thread.

What made you move to Rehoboth Beach? *wink wink*

In sunny Rehoboth Beach, born and raised,
By the ocean is where I spent most of my days.

I became a mod here during a previous incarnation, so when this version of The Warpath was introduced, I was an initial mod.

I haven't posted regularly since last year. You probably wouldn't recognize me if I was right behind you - which I may be - because I have one of those faces.

you're my roommate's dog?!



I was absent for a number of reasons. A business failed, I lost my house, had a nervous breakdown, was in the hospital for a few weeks, was diagnosed with chronic depression - mind you, this all happened last year {I}when we were winning![/i] - it was a "perfect storm" of shittyness. I've been lurking for a while, and kicking a little Curveball ass, but I decided I needed to post a little. Not sure if that's a good reason or not. Hope I pass muster.


damn man, sorry to hear about that.. how is the recovery from all of that going?


I'm 38, according to my profile. Am I lying? Could be. I'm not, though. Or am I?

You're not lying


As for the avatar, Question #3 is the DNA upon which the Warpath is based. There would be no "Parking Lot" section if not for the Redskins Universe spinning of its axis in the Question #3 thread.

I must research into this.

In sunny Rehoboth Beach, born and raised,
By the ocean is where I spent most of my days.

chillin out max and relaxin all cool
sippin on a margarita out by the pool?

How about old question #3.

Started on March 17, 2005. But you did remind me of another funny event - the piejacking of threads.

Started on March 17, 2005. But you did remind me of another funny event - the piejacking of threads.Speaking of pies. I had some sort of lemon creme pie from the Olive Garden the other day. Is that the best pie around or what?

How do I tell my wife she is fat? Could you do it for me?

Speaking of pies. I had some sort of lemon creme pie from the Olive Garden the other day. Is that the best pie around or what?

Try not to get off-topic, please?

Now, Butter Brickle - there's an ice cream.

Are you still bitter that you finished a distant 5th in the Most Awesomest Warpath Moderator Poll?

Do you think JoeCrisp will ever return?

Should my thread be called:

1. Don't Axe Me Nuttin', Youze Sumsa Bitches
2. Tell Me Anything
3. Sing Me a Song
4. All The Fellas In The House, Throw Your Hands Up In The Air And Wave 'Em Like You Just Don't Care
5. What Had Happened Was

How do I tell my wife she is fat? Could you do it for me?
I'd be happy to tell your wife she's fat. I do have a few questions first:

Was she fat before you married her? If so, that's all on you.
Are we talking crazy fat? I mean, when you poke her in the belly, does it leave a dent?
Is your wife prone to violence? This isn't a deal-breaker, I just like to be prepared.