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70Chip
04-02-2009, 08:26 PM
What was the deal with Bertrand Russell?

Do you hold with premillinielism or postmillinielism?

Was William Randolph Hearst really responsinble for the Spanish American War??

If California crumbles into the sea, will you go back to Annandale?

Is dissent still patriotic?

70Chip
04-02-2009, 08:40 PM
I wouldn't if I were you. Why? you may ask: well, did you ever see Apocolypse Now?

The journey that is Question 3 is much like a PBR travelling up the Nung River on an assassination mission, which is actually nothing more than a decent into maddness (and not the basketball-related kind). Along the way you'll come across many characters: a tightly wrapped chef from New Orleans; a surfer from SoCal; a young guy from the Bronx, not sure if he's a man or still just a boy; and at least a couple of confused Redskins fans. "I thought you was a Mod" they'll shout as you try to figure out just who's in charge of the situation.
Along the path allies will turn into enemies, simple questions will open the door to the darkness that hides in a man's soul, and you'll find you have wasted a lot of your day. Yes, you may fall for the simple beauty of Question 3, and you may learn to love it, but in the end you'll have to ask yourself what is the nature of truth, and where can you find old zubazz pants. You'll know what true sacrifice is but you may not know if it's worth the price, much like trading away a ton of draft picks for Cutler, thus rewarding his whininess.

My God, I haven't thought of ?3 in so long... The horror... the horror...


You're an errand boy, sent by grocery clerks, to collect a bill.

The Goat
04-02-2009, 09:50 PM
"It rubs the lotion on its skin, or else it gets the hose again."

Classic stuff.

...btw this BrudLee strikes me as a moderator oracle type...who is he again?

70Chip
04-02-2009, 09:57 PM
Classic stuff.

...btw this BrudLee strikes me as a moderator oracle type...who is he again?

"Hey, man, you don't talk to the Colonel. You listen to him. The man's enlarged my mind. He's a poet-warrior in the classic sense. I mean sometimes he'll... uh... well, you'll say "hello" to him, right? And he'll just walk right by you. He won't even notice you. And suddenly he'll grab you, and he'll throw you in a corner, and he'll say, "do you know that 'if' is the middle word in life? If you can keep your head when all about you are losing theirs and blaming it on you, if you can trust yourself when all men doubt you"... I mean I'm no, I can't... I'm a little man, I'm a little man, he's... he's a great man. I should have been a pair of ragged claws scuttling across floors of silent seas... "

SmootSmack
04-02-2009, 11:18 PM
An esoteric turn, indeed.

I want to know the truth about "you know who." (Even though I have no clue who "who" is).

The truth has been revealed...

BrudLee
04-02-2009, 11:20 PM
"Distinguished" could mean so many things.

Carrot Top is "distinguished" in that he is an f'n freak that looks like no other and probably scares small children.

Let me clarify.

I often introduce my region as "the Senator from Indiana".

BrudLee
04-02-2009, 11:21 PM
Do you pee in the shower?

I won't say I haven't, but I endeavor to take care of business before entering.

BrudLee
04-02-2009, 11:26 PM
Has the sight of a man ever made you sexually aroused? Smooty doesn't count, he is a sexy bitch....

The sight of a man has never aroused me sexually. In fact, when I have to sleep with men (for cigarettes and such), I have to think of beautiful women to perform.

BrudLee
04-02-2009, 11:27 PM
Have you ever tucked your "package" between your legs and looked at yourself in the mirror?

Of course. Don't ask questions you already know the answer to. It insults us all.

BrudLee
04-02-2009, 11:28 PM
What HAS SmootSmack done with TAFKAS??????

I can guarantee you that SmootSmack has pleasured TAFKAS with his hands, and vice versa.

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