Cowboys = Stupidity

I remember seeing Jay Leno and another show where they sometimes ask random questions about who the governor of their state is and there was a lot of "Uh Uh"..I I figure the average American does not know. Why do I think that? Because I went to college (the class was Anatomy & Physiology II) and this brunette girl thought it is ok to use a INK PEN on a SCANTRON test, lol just stupid. Sad part is, the teacher had another student do the same dumb thing in the past.

The part about not being very bright is an 32 NFL team problem. I would rather pass on reading Marty B's blog or anyone's.

I always wondered why you could only use #2 pencils on scantrons. Now I know.

"Scantrons work by running two closely-spaces but separate wires along the columns of dots, and the graphite in soft pencil lead acts to complete a circuit, thereby registering on the machine. A lighter mark from a harder pencil won't have enough graphite and of course there is no graphite in ink."

Only thing to figure out now is how and why they number the different types of pencils. Man this Friday just got crazy.

Edit: And now I know Is there such a thing as a number 1 pencil? (http://ask.yahoo.com/20040614.html)

Lol that's pretty good, but atleast we can STOP teams in the red zone lol
Lol, yeah on BOTH sides of the ball.

How about this: if you make a mistake, and someone else points it out, you say, "Sorry, my bad." Then we can all move on and stick to the topic.

How great these words are. Plus don't get offended when people criticize your grammar, just means they cant criticize your reasoning.

and this brunette girl thought it is ok to use a INK PEN on a SCANTRON test, lol

That brunette girl is absolutely correct. At school, we could use either a pencil or a black pen for scantrons. Maybe blue, don't remember. I hate blue pens so that never applied to me.

Everyone can be a homer and drink the kool-aid, so long as they aren't a total ass about it.

And Daseal was just poking fun at your spelling. People poke fun at firstdown because nobody can understand what he types and he doesn't get all twisted up about it.

While you contribute lots of important ideas and opinions to the board, its like you totally take 2 steps backwards and start getting extremely defensive about little things and start screaming and taking personal jabs at people.

Trust me, I love the people on this board like my own little online family, but I am definitely not gonna take a BAN over them. Just chill out dude. That's all it takes.
Oh, great drag me into this but I guess I know now why no body replies to my post. Maybe I'll just resort to eating cheese, sipping wine, hoping not to spill none on my new polo shirt.

That brunette girl is absolutely correct. At school, we could use either a pencil or a black pen for scantrons. Maybe blue, don't remember. I hate blue pens so that never applied to me.

well, a lot of teachers use the scantron forms but manually grade them.

That brunette girl is absolutely correct. At school, we could use either a pencil or a black pen for scantrons. Maybe blue, don't remember. I hate blue pens so that never applied to me.

LOL what must be some new machine or your teacher hand graded it. Pen markings run clear the Professor said it himself. Those machines are calibrated for lead.

i used to do AAAAABBBBBBBBAAAAAAACCCCCCCCAAAAAAAAADDDDDDDDDDDAA AAAAAABBBBBBBBBBAAAAAAAAAAAA down the line as my answers. i think b/c it sounds like abracadabra b!

go skins!!

Well they asked a few Redskins to take the exam, but they administered the exam in the End Zone, and none of the Redskins could find it.

why dont you go to the cowboys forum brokback mountain boy or dont you have one that you can reach from your saddle

why dont you go to the cowboys forum brokback mountain boy or dont you have one that you can reach from your saddle
Yeah, I moderate a board or 2 for my team.

But it is much more fun here seeing all the internal fan bashing of Zorn, Campbell, playcalling etc.

But this might as well be a Cowboys board, just review the front page of the board and see how many thread titles are about the Cowboys.

As for the Broke Back Mountain comment....never have seen the movie, but based on your statement it appears you have and probably have it somewhere in your Blu-Ray collection.

Too Funny!