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	Commanders Post at The Warpath > Off-Topic Discussion > Parking Lot > The Most Painfully Annoying Business Jargon Log in The Most Painfully Annoying Business Jargon Pages : 1 2 [3] 4 5 6 Hog1 12-21-2009, 04:50 PM .............right? hooskins 12-21-2009, 04:59 PM haha yeah our boss says stuff about it being the 4th quarter(not fiscal) and we need to step it up to pull out a win...lol :doh: SmootSmack 12-21-2009, 05:07 PM haha yeah our boss says stuff about it being the 4th quarter(not fiscal) and we need to step it up to pull out a win...lol :doh: LOL. Sort of. You're moving the ball downfield, getting those first downs, but let's get some more points on the scoreboard. Let's turn some of those first downs into touchdowns. Don't try to take this project on on your own. Follow your lead blockers hooskins 12-21-2009, 05:14 PM hahaaa, follow your lead blockers got me lol'ing firstdown 12-21-2009, 05:27 PM Maybe they did it to help poor spellers People I work for don't know how bad I spell. I'm a closet misspeller. firstdown 12-21-2009, 05:32 PM Ok I pick up my cell to call home and the office phone starts to ring so I hang up and pick up the office phone but no one is there. This happens 3 times and I start getting ticked that someone keeps hanging up on me when I realize I'm calling the office number and not my house hanging up on myself. TheMalcolmConnection 12-21-2009, 05:56 PM Catch twenty-two. It's an all-around term but my department just LOVES to use that constantly, sometimes 2-3 times in the same sentence. TheMalcolmConnection 12-21-2009, 05:57 PM Oh, and the head of my department says, "If you want to maintain your salary-retention program... HARHARHAR." For those who don't get that, he means your job. What kind of douche says stuff like that? cpayne5 12-21-2009, 07:03 PM Ok I pick up my cell to call home and the office phone starts to ring so I hang up and pick up the office phone but no one is there. This happens 3 times and I start getting ticked that someone keeps hanging up on me when I realize I'm calling the office number and not my house hanging up on myself. This is one of the funniest things I've ever read on TWP. Good work. lol Smooter 12-21-2009, 07:13 PM The whole "Lean Manufacturing" idea can lick my nuts.