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	Commanders Post at The Warpath > Off-Topic Discussion > Parking Lot > The Most Painfully Annoying Business Jargon Log in The Most Painfully Annoying Business Jargon Pages : 1 2 3 [4] 5 6 Sheriff Gonna Getcha 12-22-2009, 12:08 AM i guess it brings up another really annoying phrase called C.Y.A. or cover your ass. I pretty much shudder when I hear "draft a CYA memo, will ya?" I hate the acronym and drafting CYA memos makes me feel like a total sleezeball. GMScud 12-22-2009, 12:38 AM The word "synergy." Synergize this. tryfuhl 12-22-2009, 11:31 AM synergy, etc MTK 12-22-2009, 11:35 AM LOL. My current supervisor actually doesn't talk this way. Everything for him is in terms of a football game Ugh I had a manager like that once. "Ok who's going to QB this project?" "We need a clean handoff on this, no fumbling allowed" MTK 12-22-2009, 11:35 AM "SOL" rubs me wrong too BleedBurgundy 12-22-2009, 11:37 AM Organic. I want this to be a truly "Organic Process," i.e. make shit up as you go along... tryfuhl 12-22-2009, 02:51 PM Organic. I want this to be a truly "Organic Process," i.e. make shit up as you go along... I use that but when referring to something specific such as "organic traffic" (when referring to how people get to your website, etc) Dirtbag59 09-28-2010, 02:50 PM Business Jargon Generator (http://www.mwls.co.uk/jargon.htm) Sexual Harassment Problems - Strategic, team-based culture We're being sued: Pro-active, team-based paradigm Drunk at the Christmas Party: Totally, enhanced culture Asset Misappropriation (A form of fraud usually involving paying money to a dummy company you set up for yourself for goods that don't exist): Digital, integrated competence Office Gossip: Radical, focused solution New Filing System: Harmonized, relational competence New hot piece of ass: Lifetime, integrated simulation MTK 09-28-2010, 02:52 PM I'm trying to bring pwnage into my office. Damn I just pwned that client! I totally pwned that conference call. Dirtbag59 09-28-2010, 03:00 PM I'm trying to bring pwnage into my office. Damn I just pwned that client! I totally pwned that conference call. How is that a win-win for you and the client? You'd be better served integrating a team based, holistic approach to client engagement. Remember we need to stay in lockstep with our competitors who are currently acquiring all of the low hanging fruit. Filter your leads into prospects and integrate them into our customer base. We need to make better use of our human capital and go green. Think over what I have said and then we'll touch base at Charlie's Topless Bar.