F. . . Parents who let their children run wild

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over the mountain
03-16-2010, 01:36 PM
i went to the movies this weekend. discount movie theater, $4 adult tickets on a saturday night. all types of people there. old, young, couples, an old lesbian couple sitting next to us.

sadly, everyone was on their good behavior. for the first 20 minutes of the movie my girl was making constant muffling noises as she was trying to maneveur her way thru her purse with all the candy and stuff we brought. she kept it up for a good 20 minutes but the most we could conjuer from the crowd was one quick look from a patron who quickly turned away. the patron did make an ever so slight breathing sound which i interpreted as impatience with my girl taking so long to get her candy situated.

unfortunately, it wasnt enough of a reaction for me to take action.

so i had to sit and watch this whole twillight movie. i did notice 4 guys get up during the movie and never coming back. lucky bastards, they probably planned their excuse-exit strategy for weeks in advance. i had no warning, my girl put a sneak attack "ohh honey look, new moon is still playing! i didnt even know." . . yeah right.

KLHJ2
03-16-2010, 01:38 PM
I've only seen that happen 1 time where a whole entourage looked like it was ready to fight. Me and my battle buddy at the time were pulling guard duty in Crepastown, MD, and there was this huge rumble over in a sheetz parking lot. One of the guys from the 372nd was getting into it with some people from the bar that had followed them, and wouldn't you know it had to do with a girl.

Anyhow, the guy had a fold out baton, which evened the odds considerably.....

What do you know of "Battle Buddies"? Oh wait just read another post of yours, you were in the guard.

Trample the Elderly
03-16-2010, 01:43 PM
I've only seen that happen 1 time where a whole entourage looked like it was ready to fight. Me and my battle buddy at the time were pulling guard duty in Crepastown, MD, and there was this huge rumble over in a sheetz parking lot. One of the guys from the 372nd was getting into it with some people from the bar that had followed them, and wouldn't you know it had to do with a girl.

Anyhow, the guy had a fold out baton, which evened the odds considerably.....

I miss the military sometimes. It wasn't about what you looked like. It was about pulling your own weight and helping out the man next to you.

Nomad
03-16-2010, 01:47 PM
How about doing the adult thing and just walking away?


Thank you Matty!

SolidSnake84
03-16-2010, 01:47 PM
Yeah...somebody kicks your ass and then a split second later they are ready to help you out...

Anyhow that entourage slimmed considerably when the guy brought out the baton, and the thugs knew at that point they were going up against a trained fighter....

Trample the Elderly
03-16-2010, 01:49 PM
Thank you Matty!

Knew you would chime in sissy.

MTK
03-16-2010, 02:04 PM
A lot of internet muscles in this thread, everyone's fightin', cussin', going to jail, macing, throwin' down, etc.

Let's cut the crap, chances are 50% or more of these stories are pure BS and we all know it.

over the mountain
03-16-2010, 02:07 PM
oh no, my girl really did ruffle through her candy for a good 20 minutes.

GMScud
03-16-2010, 02:09 PM
A lot of internet muscles in this thread, everyone's fightin', cussin', going to jail, macing, throwin' down, etc.

Let's cut the crap, chances are 50% or more of these stories are pure BS and we all know it.

you cut the crap. don't make me drive up to NY and kick your ass, Matty! :) Once I set foot in your town, the roundhouse kick related crime rate will increase by 10,000%.

MTK
03-16-2010, 02:11 PM
you cut the crap. don't make me drive up to NY and kick your ass, Matty! :) Once I set foot in your town, the roundhouse kick related crime rate will increase by 10,000%.

lol

Well the roundhouse block and counter upper cut to the chin will just have to increase by 10,001%!!

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