I would love to see Haynesworth traded for Ryan Clady

Please the accounting department around is so lax. I mean they spend most of their time in the Drunk thread.

True I can hear the sipping of Jack Daniels right now

I'm sure BlindReckoning is kind of put off right now based on all the responses to his thread. But as someone who's been around this site for nearly 4 years, we do pride ourselves on being the website for the knowledgeable fan. If that makes us stuck up, fine. It's what sets us apart from the shit show that is Extreme Skins- Ccluttered, nonsensical, hard to read BS with power tripping moderators.

Threads like "would you trade a side of rice pilaf for Peyton Manning" aren't even worthy of discussion, and have no place here. Much like this thread- it's not even a remote possibility that we'll trade AH for Clady.

It's just rookie hazing, nothing personal. And redskin37- if you've been around here for 3 years, you shouldn't hesitate to post a thread, even if you only have 100 posts. If you've been reading this site for that long, you certainly know what's thread-worthy and what isn't.

A well-reasoned and organized post. However, from a grammatical standpoint I believe shit show should be shit-show :oink:

It is insane how much response this thread has received. Undeserving doesn't even begin to explain...

that's what Oakland gave us for Jason Campbell
the twizzlers were expired.. not even the pull n peel kind

It is insane how much response this thread has received. Undeserving doesn't even begin to explain...
You say this after you post 2 posts in a row.

Ironic, no? At least mine were addressing other quotes :silly:

Ironic, no? At least mine were addressing other quotes :silly:

LOL. I'm late to the party...never said I didn't wanna be here.

HOW TO MAKE SILVERBACK SWEDISH PANCAKES

Griddle Cakes:

Stir, don't beat the hell out of, griddle-cake silverback batter, and you needn't grease the griddle if the batter contains two or more tablespoons of shortening per cup of liquid (try saying that after a couple of 'Grilla Margaritas). Turn griddle cakes when they're peppered with tiny holes, no sooner (just later), and turn them just once (or more if'n you like). Drops of cold water "dance" on a hot-enough griddle like silverbacks dance on D-linemen in September.

3 cup milk
1 1/2 cups flour
3 tbsps. shortening, melted
3 eggs
2 tbsps. sugar
1 tsp. salt
1 qt. Godzilla Juice (aka Crown Royal)

Sift flour, measure, add baking powder, salt and sugar, step outside for a smoke. Combine egg, milk and melted shortening. Pour into flour mixture and mix just enough to moisten dry ingredients. Do not beat (let silverback handle this step). Drop by spoonfuls on a hot griddle and get jiggy wid it.

Variation:

Spread each cake, when baked, with jelly or jam. Roll as for jelly roll; sprinkle with confectioners' sugar and kiss my gorilla ass.

Time, Temp and Yield:

8 large cakes

Swedish pancakes are just like crepes, nothing like your run of the mill griddle pancakes. Very light and very tasty!!!!! Although I have to admit your recipe is tempting. Seeing Silverback get jiggy with it and somebody kissing his ass would be very amusing!!!!!!!!!!! Nice touch with the Crown Royal!!!

Shades of Chris Wilson and, dare I say it, ... Question 3.

Now all we need is a tangentially relevant reference to the Simpsons, Nazis and Pie.

Well clearly Grampa Simpson spoke to whether this trade should take place in the infamous Raging Abe Simpson and His Grumbling Grandson in 'The Curse of the Flying Hellfish' (1996) episode.

(Some liberties may have been taken with the actual quotes!)
Bart: [to Mr. Allen, who is going to trade Haynesworth] Mr. Allen, can you take me with you? I won't eat much and I don't know the difference between right and wrong.

Grampa: I was at Fedex field with Albert Haynesworth. We were the first to discover his horrible secret.
[flashback]
John F Kennedy played by Albert Haynesworth: A um ah, Ich bin ein Bronco errrr Berliner.
Grampa: He's a Nazi, get him.

(later)
Grampa: Now, my story begins in 19-dickety-two. We had to say "dickety" cause that Kaiser had stolen our word "twenty". I chased that rascal to get it back, but gave up after dickety-six miles...
[the children laugh]
Albert Haynesworth: "Dickety"? Highly dubious!
Grampa: What're you cackling at, fatty? Too much pie, that's your problem!


Clearly this teaches us that AH wants to be a Bronco, but we have to chase him and shouldn't give up, because he's eaten too much pie.