Dirtbag Pours His Heart Out

I feel bad if she never got the letter.

Holly fcking shit dude...this guy is either a genius or a complete retard. I can't tell.

Holly fcking shit dude...this guy is either a genius or a complete retard. I can't tell.


1 vote for fcking genius!

I have never heard someone vie for more video game playing time in such a sophisticated fashion.

It takes skills to pick up a woman but it takes even more to lay out an ultimatium like this.

Even if this guy is retarded and is in the process of dumping the hottest chick on the planet I am impressed. If she is a dog this is even more impressive; I would have never thought to essentially push a woman I didn't like away like this.

I love you so much that the concept of losing you is driving me to the brink of insanityJust on the brink huh?
I could actually look at the ways the zombies* where walking and decipher the computational decision making that controlled their movements.Come again?
I wanted to come home and draw out a whole chart and diagram and explain this discovery. and boot up left 4 dead(its a PC game that you bought me for Christmas two years ago) and show you where it happens.Seriously man? After coming home from work thats what you wanted to do with your girlfriend?

This guy has some serious issues.

I'm all for thinking chicks are hot that play video games, but jeezus. LOL

I'm betting he has a glass eye.

I'm betting he has a glass eye.

Lol brilliant.

She's gonna turn up in pieces in this guys freezer.

Here he is working on his computer (http://www.dailyhaha.com/_pics/nerd_computer_repair.jpg)

Here he is working on his computer (http://www.dailyhaha.com/_pics/nerd_computer_repair.jpg)

Good Lord! Now we know why Dirtbag's got 359 at the end of his name. It's his weight apparently