Redskins Sign RB Ryan Grant/Place Roy Helu Jr. on IR

Yeah I talked about it with the other mods during that two week span you were mod-banned for...well you know what you did with that chicken and the duct tape.

But yeah it's very much a Landry type thing.

Too funny.

Any word on if he's planning on having the surgery?

Too funny.

Any word on if he's planning on having the surgery?

The chicken? No. Way, way past anything surgery will help.

The chicken? No. Way, way past anything surgery will help.

I hear the chicken may file a lawsuit. And it is being represented by JoeRedskins, Esq.

As long as he stays healthy Morris gets the nod.

If Morris has ever been hurt or been wearing down in games, he hasn't shown it. And here's a bold prediction considering Shanahan's rb by committee, Morris will be a core redskins player and starter for years to come. Just listen to him in interviews. He's a humble, but confident and hard working player.

I hear the chicken may file a lawsuit. And it is being represented by JoeRedskins, Esq.

As a lawyer, the disgusting things people are capable of rarely surprises me. I mean, sure, who hasn't heard of using a chicken for ... shall we say ... gratification? I mean, in Cecil County, Maryland, it's practically a morning ritual. However, based on the representations of my client, the Chicken, I am shocked and amazed at the abhorrent nature of GMScud's actions.

Scud, just because you used the duct tape like that doesn't make what you did consensual. Thanks to you, my client can never again lay eggs and vomits at the sight of a spatula. And yes ... thanks to you, "he" now needs surgery.

We shall see you in court sir!

Originally Posted by Monksdown
it's spinal

Originally Posted by Monksdown
it's a mike tyson joke

Originally Posted by skinsfan69
lol...."I broke my back!"...not many caught on to that one but I did!


(Etienne post-fight interview with Showtime Championship Boxing's Jim Gray)
Jim Gray: 'Mike were you really sick this week? What was the problem?' Tyson: "I broke my back."'What do you mean by that?' Tyson: "My back is broken." 'What part, a vertebrae or a portion?' Tyson: "No. Spinal." 'You did that in sparring?' "No i did it by a motorcycle accident the doctors discovered..I was doin my situps, 2500 a day with my 20 pound weight and one day i couldn't move anymore and i just axed the doctor what's wrong and he said um believe it or not your back is broken slightly"

Mike Tyson Quotes: You Have To Read These [Archive] - The SuperHeroHype Forums (http://forums.superherohype.com/archive/index.php/t-196390.html)


Nice. I hadn't heard that one before..

Too funny.

Any word on if he's planning on having the surgery?

Not sure what the plan is

Not sure what the plan is

Here's a Helu question: could the achilles injuries led to turf toe? I'm thinking about how athletes will compensate for an injury in their step or stride, which can lead to other injuries.

My curiousity is because it seems strange and pretty worrisome Helu got turf toe w/o a lot of miles, like how injury prone is he?

Hightower-still not even healthy enough to work out with teams from what I last heard

I had heard he had another setback on top of things. Makes you wonder about his career.

I had heard he had another setback on top of things. Makes you wonder about his career.

Well he's getting his knee scoped. When he returns he has said he wants to return to the Skins but we'll see what happens