Season Prayer

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gortiz
09-13-2005, 01:51 PM
I just hope a Cubs fan doesn't come to this site to tell us that the Football Gods and the Baseball Gods are the same group of Gods...

Redskins_P
09-13-2005, 02:02 PM
Amen!

RedskinRat
09-13-2005, 02:11 PM
I believe that you're praying to the wrong god.

"Dear Satan, please accept my soul as downpayment on a winning Redskins season, starting with an emphatic win on MNF against the Hated Cow-Whores. If you are as powerful as people (Liberals...Hippies...Democrats) say you are then this should be a sure thing.

Yes, I know I've offered my soul on many occasions but this time I'm really, really serious.

Your sincerely,

Redskin Rat"

TheMalcolmConnection
09-13-2005, 02:22 PM
Downpayment? So you doing the 48 month or 60 month payment plan? I heard you can get 1000 anal rapings back when you give your whole soul up front.

:biggthump

RedskinRat
09-13-2005, 02:24 PM
Downpayment? So you doing the 48 month or 60 month payment plan? I heard you can get 1000 anal rapings back when you give your whole soul up front.

:biggthump

TMC, I'm guessing the anal rapings are just a sales pitch aimed at getting you to sign. He offered me a VIP Box at Texarse Stadium for all eternity.

TheMalcolmConnection
09-13-2005, 02:25 PM
Hahahahahahahaha! Those sketchy demons. LOL

TheMalcolmConnection
09-13-2005, 02:26 PM
Actually if I had to sit next to Jerry Jones, I'm not sure WHICH one I'd pick, rapings or sitting next to Jones.

RedskinRat
09-13-2005, 02:27 PM
Ooooooh, tough one. Anus is involved either way.

TheMalcolmConnection
09-13-2005, 02:29 PM
One big one...
...sitting right next to me!

:vomit-smi

Riggo44
09-13-2005, 03:16 PM
I believe that you're praying to the wrong god.

"Dear Satan, please accept my soul as downpayment on a winning Redskins season, starting with an emphatic win on MNF against the Hated Cow-Whores. If you are as powerful as people (Liberals...Hippies...Democrats) say you are then this should be a sure thing.

Yes, I know I've offered my soul on many occasions but this time I'm really, really serious.

Your sincerely,

Redskin Rat"

That's funny shit RedskinRat! :FIREdevil

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