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I'm not a very religious person, but I do bow to the Football Gods on occasion and say a few words. Last night I knelt before I my bed and clasped my hands together and said the following alcohol induced prayer:

"Please football gods, please smile on the Washington Redskins for this 2005 season.

I know we were spoiled during the 80s and early 90s with 3 Super Bowl victories, countless playoff appearances and winning seasons. The Redskins were once of the most respected and feared franchises in the NFL.

I know we had to pay a price for that success, and the past 15 years have indeed been challenging. But, we have crossed that difficult bridge, and our leader has returned to lead us to glory once again. He too had to pay the price for his past success with a difficult 6-10 campaign in 2004. But we are all the wiser for having struggled and battled through losing seasons, coaching changes and even an ownership change.

These challenges over the years have challenged our loyalty as fans, some have probably dropped to the wayside, but in the meantime some have come aboard and aren't fully aware of our past success and glory years. Please give these newer fans a taste of our past success this year, for it will indeed be sweet.

As we are about to kickoff the 2005 season, I'm begging you Football Gods, please smile on the Washington Redskins, for we die hard fans haven't had many reasons to smile in quite a long time. I think we're long overdue and I don't think any collection of fans would be more appreciative than us.

We will accept the sweet nectar of success and eagerly drink down this 'kool-aid' as we call it. As you can tell, I myself have been drinking the sweet nectar of Guinness tonight, and where my thoughts my be hazily clouded with alcohol, my prayer to you Football Gods is focused and clear..."

[size=4][b][color=DarkRed]HAIL TO THE 2005 REDSKINS![/color][/b][/size]

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Preach on brother man!!! Can a I get a HALLELUJAH!!! :httr:

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AMEN!! And HALLELUJAH!! LETS GET IT ON!!

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please football Gods we NEED this. Amen

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Amen.
I just wiped a tear from my eye.

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Amen matty. That was beautiful.

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Matty....ummmmmmmmm....I think we need to say that prayer again after this evenings events.....

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amen,

I too gave a prayer but that was right before the game on sunday while i was in the stands.

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Matty,

Perfect.

Just like the recent elections, this move is going to split the "Redskins" nation. All I ask is that since we are all Redskin fans, we support the QB that is chosen. Whether we agree with it or not, Brunell is our QB. Say we traded for half of Dallas's team, would you stop liking the Redskins? Just like TAFKAS, I'm a Skins fan first and winning is the most important thing to me. I really truly believe that once all of this dies down and we win our first game in Dallas in over 10 years, things will start looking up.

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Couldn't agree more! I saw the light, I saw the light, praise the football gods I saw the light.

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[QUOTE=TheMalcolmConnection]Matty,

Perfect.

Just like the recent elections, this move is going to split the "Redskins" nation. All I ask is that since we are all Redskin fans, we support the QB that is chosen. Whether we agree with it or not, Brunell is our QB. Say we traded for half of Dallas's team, would you stop liking the Redskins? Just like TAFKAS, I'm a Skins fan first and winning is the most important thing to me. I really truly believe that once all of this dies down and we win our first game in Dallas in over 10 years, things will start looking up.[/QUOTE]

If only the other Skins fans thought like that...

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Don't Play With Mother Nature.

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This QB thing is Redskin tradition...... during the George Allen years it was a split Redskin nation....you wre part of the crowd that said, WOBBLE AND WIN WITH BILLY (Kilmer) or you were part of Sonny's Red Headed league.......

In fact, that win over the Bears was something right out of George Allen's playbook, win with defense and don't let the offense screw it up ;)

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Actually Joe Gibbs IS a religous man who believes in the real GOD and I would believe that he says that prayer every night.

Amen.

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Preach on, Matty! Man, do we need it now...

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I just hope a Cubs fan doesn't come to this site to tell us that the Football Gods and the Baseball Gods are the same group of Gods...

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I believe that you're praying to the wrong god.

"Dear Satan, please accept my soul as downpayment on a winning Redskins season, starting with an emphatic win on MNF against the Hated Cow-Whores. If you are as powerful as people (Liberals...Hippies...Democrats) say you are then this should be a sure thing.

Yes, I know I've offered my soul on many occasions but this time I'm really, really serious.

Your sincerely,

Redskin Rat"

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Downpayment? So you doing the 48 month or 60 month payment plan? I heard you can get 1000 anal rapings back when you give your whole soul up front.

:biggthump

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[QUOTE=TheMalcolmConnection]Downpayment? So you doing the 48 month or 60 month payment plan? I heard you can get 1000 anal rapings back when you give your whole soul up front.

:biggthump[/QUOTE]

TMC, I'm guessing the anal rapings are just a sales pitch aimed at getting you to sign. He offered me a VIP Box at Texarse Stadium for all eternity.

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Hahahahahahahaha! Those sketchy demons. LOL

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Actually if I had to sit next to Jerry Jones, I'm not sure WHICH one I'd pick, rapings or sitting next to Jones.

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Ooooooh, tough one. Anus is involved either way.

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One big one...
...sitting right next to me!

:vomit-smi

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[QUOTE=RedskinRat]I believe that you're praying to the wrong god.

"Dear Satan, please accept my soul as downpayment on a winning Redskins season, starting with an emphatic win on MNF against the Hated Cow-Whores. If you are as powerful as people (Liberals...Hippies...Democrats) say you are then this should be a sure thing.

Yes, I know I've offered my soul on many occasions but this time I'm really, really serious.

Your sincerely,

Redskin Rat"[/QUOTE]

That's funny shit RedskinRat! :FIREdevil

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It's been an eventful morning, I'm glad you're here.

Can we put out an APB for RamseyFan?

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Yea no doubt!Poor Ramseyfan might have to be placed on suicide watch. :cussing: