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10-25-2006, 03:31 PM
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Deep Thoughts for the Bye Week
Deep Thoughts, by Jack Handy
I was going to write a random list like the new guy, but these are better than anything I could come up with.
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10-25-2006, 03:44 PM
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Re: Deep Thoughts for the Bye Week
i saw the title of the thread and your name under it, and thought wtf?
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10-25-2006, 03:48 PM
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Re: Deep Thoughts for the Bye Week
A good way to threaten somebody is to light a stick of dynamite. Then you call the guy and hold the burning fuse up to the phone. "Hear that?" you say. "That's dynamite, baby."
This one made me shit my pants.
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10-25-2006, 03:49 PM
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Re: Deep Thoughts for the Bye Week
perfect, thats great
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10-25-2006, 03:50 PM
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Re: Deep Thoughts for the Bye Week
"Laurie got offended that I used the word "puke." But to me, that's what her dinner tasted like."
hahahahaha
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10-25-2006, 04:07 PM
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Re: Deep Thoughts for the Bye Week
"To me, clowns aren't funny. In fact, they're kind of scary. I've wondered where this started and I think it goes back to the time I went to the circus, and a clown killed my dad."
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10-25-2006, 05:11 PM
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Re: Deep Thoughts for the Bye Week
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10-25-2006, 05:22 PM
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Re: Deep Thoughts for the Bye Week
Quote:
 My minor in college was philosophy
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10-25-2006, 06:09 PM
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Re: Deep Thoughts for the Bye Week
just kidding
 it seems like everyone is alittle uptight around here
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10-25-2006, 07:11 PM
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Re: Deep Thoughts for the Bye Week
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grr. |
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10-26-2006, 03:16 PM
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The Starter
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Re: Deep Thoughts for the Bye Week
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funny
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10-26-2006, 03:59 PM
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Re: Deep Thoughts for the Bye Week
"The next time I have meat and mashed potatoes, I think I'll put a very large blob of potatoes on my plate with just a little piece of meat. And if someone asks me why I didn't get more meat, I'll just say, "Oh, you mean this?" and pull out a big piece of meat from inside the blob of potatoes, where I've hidden it. Good magic trick, huh?"
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10-26-2006, 04:01 PM
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Re: Deep Thoughts for the Bye Week
Yes! I came across that site a couple of weeks ago, when I read MJG's sig. Those are so funny.
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10-26-2006, 04:24 PM
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Re: Deep Thoughts for the Bye Week
Ambition is like a frog sitting on a Venus Flytrap. The flytrap can bite and bite, but it won't bother the frog because it only has little tiny plant teeth. But some other stuff could happen and it could be like ambition.
lol
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10-26-2006, 07:19 PM
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Re: Deep Thoughts for the Bye Week
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