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Old 11-09-2006, 05:33 PM   #1
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The Onion - Frito-Lay Angrily Introduces Line of Healthy Snacks

Frito-Lay Angrily Introduces Line Of Healthy Snacks | The Onion - America's Finest News Source

PLANO, TX—With the recent trend of wholesome snack foods reaching "truly ridiculous proportions," Frito-Lay announced Monday that it would, against its better judgment, roll out a new line of healthy fruit-and-vegetable-based chips next February.
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Old 11-09-2006, 05:39 PM   #2
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Re: The Onion - Frito-Lay Angrily Introduces Line of Healthy Snacks

F these low fat snacks...where are the ho-ho's?
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Old 11-09-2006, 05:40 PM   #3
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F these low fat snacks...where are the ho-ho's?
Posting in the 'Locker Room' forum. Ohhh, you meant...oh, uh......
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Old 11-09-2006, 05:44 PM   #4
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low fat, f that i want high fat!
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Old 11-10-2006, 10:14 AM   #5
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Re: The Onion - Frito-Lay Angrily Introduces Line of Healthy Snacks

If you want chips...deal with the salt and fat.

Stop messing up my snacks, you grass-eaters.
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Old 11-10-2006, 11:38 AM   #6
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Yeah, sometimes I get so sick of healthy shit that I go into a restaurant and ask them what their FATTIEST food is and get that.
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Old 11-10-2006, 11:43 AM   #7
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guys...its the onion...
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guys...its the onion...
I was wondering when someone would point that out
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Seriously......

Yesterday I had too much coffee and went post crazy. Today'll be a little more subdued.
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Old 11-10-2006, 11:47 AM   #10
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Re: The Onion - Frito-Lay Angrily Introduces Line of Healthy Snacks


"Frito-Lay delivery people drop off a 'bunch of bullshit to some pricks somewhere.'"

LMAO!
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Oh, I know. Sometimes I just get sick of healthy shit.
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Old 11-10-2006, 12:02 PM   #12
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Oh, I know. Sometimes I just get sick of healthy shit.
i think some didnt get it tho
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The Onion is some funny shit
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Old 11-10-2006, 02:23 PM   #14
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Seriously......

Yesterday I had too much coffee and went post crazy. Today'll be a little more subdued.
Yeah so much for that I suppose
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Yeah so much for that I suppose
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