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11-09-2006, 05:33 PM
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The Onion - Frito-Lay Angrily Introduces Line of Healthy Snacks
Frito-Lay Angrily Introduces Line Of Healthy Snacks | The Onion - America's Finest News Source
PLANO, TXWith the recent trend of wholesome snack foods reaching "truly ridiculous proportions," Frito-Lay announced Monday that it would, against its better judgment, roll out a new line of healthy fruit-and-vegetable-based chips next February. |
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11-09-2006, 05:39 PM
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Re: The Onion - Frito-Lay Angrily Introduces Line of Healthy Snacks
F these low fat snacks...where are the ho-ho's?
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11-09-2006, 05:40 PM
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11-09-2006, 05:44 PM
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Re: The Onion - Frito-Lay Angrily Introduces Line of Healthy Snacks
low fat, f that i want high fat!
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11-10-2006, 10:14 AM
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Re: The Onion - Frito-Lay Angrily Introduces Line of Healthy Snacks
If you want chips...deal with the salt and fat.
Stop messing up my snacks, you grass-eaters. |
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11-10-2006, 11:38 AM
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I like big (_|_)s.
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Re: The Onion - Frito-Lay Angrily Introduces Line of Healthy Snacks
Yeah, sometimes I get so sick of healthy shit that I go into a restaurant and ask them what their FATTIEST food is and get that.
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11-10-2006, 11:43 AM
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Re: The Onion - Frito-Lay Angrily Introduces Line of Healthy Snacks
guys...its the onion...
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11-10-2006, 11:45 AM
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11-10-2006, 11:46 AM
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Re: The Onion - Frito-Lay Angrily Introduces Line of Healthy Snacks
Seriously......
Yesterday I had too much coffee and went post crazy. Today'll be a little more subdued. |
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11-10-2006, 11:47 AM
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Re: The Onion - Frito-Lay Angrily Introduces Line of Healthy Snacks
 "Frito-Lay delivery people drop off a 'bunch of bullshit to some pricks somewhere.'" LMAO!
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11-10-2006, 11:54 AM
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I like big (_|_)s.
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11-10-2006, 12:02 PM
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11-10-2006, 12:03 PM
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Re: The Onion - Frito-Lay Angrily Introduces Line of Healthy Snacks
The Onion is some funny shit
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11-10-2006, 02:23 PM
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11-10-2006, 02:28 PM
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