Astronaut Charged with Attempted Murder

SmootSmack · 02-06-2007, 10:45 PM

Astronaut granted bond on attempted murder charge - CNN.com

That's just insane. 900 miles to pepper spray somebody! I guess 900 miles is nothing for an astronaut. If she's found guilty I wonder if the punishment will be to just launch her back into space. A new form of capital punishment-float in space. They could go up in the shuttle and just push her out the door...

AlvinWalton'sNeckBrace · 02-07-2007, 12:40 AM

she wore a diaper on the way to keep from having to stop...that's insane

SmootSmack · 02-07-2007, 12:44 AM

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Originally Posted by AlvinWalton'sNeckBrace

she wore a diaper on the way to keep from having to stop...that's insane

old astronaut trick...but yes, that is insane

ArtMonkDrillz · 02-07-2007, 07:25 AM

See, I think the whole diaper thing might hurt her chances to plea insanity. If she was really nuts she'd probably have just pissed herself without thinking twice.

firstdown · 02-07-2007, 09:39 AM

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Originally Posted by AlvinWalton'sNeckBrace

she wore a diaper on the way to keep from having to stop...that's insane

THe funny part of that is she had to stop and get gas why not just go then and I guess we can't use the saying "she's no rocket scientist".

Sheriff Gonna Getcha · 02-07-2007, 09:40 AM

I dunno, wearing a diaper so you don't have to stop is pretty frickin strange.

12thMan · 02-07-2007, 10:48 AM

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Originally Posted by firstdown

THe funny part of that is she had to stop and get gas why not just go then and I guess we can't use the saying "she's no rocket scientist".

She's no brain surgeon, that's for sure.

TheMalcolmConnection · 02-07-2007, 11:06 AM

Because then you have to get the key, pull down your big boy pants, go show Mommy what you did, get your present and then get back in the car.

EternalEnigma21 · 02-07-2007, 11:14 AM

I don't understand why they gave her the attempted murder charge. It seems like an easy charge to beat given the fact that she only possessed a BB gun. It would be extremely difficult to kill someone with a BB gun.

My wife and I were discussing it and we think she's a prime candidate for suicide attempt. Her career is over, her family life is over, and she's constantly being ridiculed by the media.

If she kirked out over being cheated on, I can't wait to see how she's going to handle the pressure she's under now.

RobH4413 · 02-07-2007, 11:22 AM

I think she had a knife too.

She's probably wasn't going to kill the girl, but if she was insane enough to drive 900 miles in a diaper, who knows what she was up too.

ArtMonkDrillz · 02-07-2007, 11:49 AM

Yeah, on the news last night they said she had a 4'' folding knife, rubber gloves and large garbage bags. Oh yeah, she was also wearing diapers.

(I know we already talked about that last part, but I don't want people to forget that she was wearing Opps! I Crapped My Pants for 900 miles)

Monkeydad · 02-07-2007, 11:55 AM

Her sanity is still orbiting the Earth in outer space.

See, don't have sex with co-workers!

Monkeydad · 02-07-2007, 11:56 AM

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Originally Posted by Sheriff Gonna Getcha

I dunno, wearing a diaper so you don't have to stop is pretty frickin strange.

Really...

How long does it take to go to the bathroom? 2 minutes?

You might need to stop 2 or 3 times in a 9-hour drive...so what's 6 minutes?

She's nuts.

TheMalcolmConnection · 02-07-2007, 11:57 AM

Maybe she had the switchblade comb that Archuleta had!

firstdown · 02-07-2007, 12:05 PM

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Originally Posted by canthetuna

I don't understand why they gave her the attempted murder charge. It seems like an easy charge to beat given the fact that she only possessed a BB gun. It would be extremely difficult to kill someone with a BB gun.

My wife and I were discussing it and we think she's a prime candidate for suicide attempt. Her career is over, her family life is over, and she's constantly being ridiculed by the media.

If she kirked out over being cheated on, I can't wait to see how she's going to handle the pressure she's under now.

THe attempted murder charge came at the last minute, I think she was in the process of posting bond when these charges where added. That tells me they found some evidence that made them believe she was thinking of killing her. I just fell bad for the children and her husband which will have to deal with this.

02-06-2007, 10:45 PM	#1
SmootSmack Uncle Phil Join Date: Feb 2004 Posts: 45,256	Astronaut Charged with Attempted Murder Astronaut granted bond on attempted murder charge - CNN.com That's just insane. 900 miles to pepper spray somebody! I guess 900 miles is nothing for an astronaut. If she's found guilty I wonder if the punishment will be to just launch her back into space. A new form of capital punishment-float in space. They could go up in the shuttle and just push her out the door... __________________ You're So Vain...You Probably Think This Sig Is About You

02-07-2007, 12:40 AM	#2
AlvinWalton'sNeckBrace Impact Rookie Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: Fayetteville, NC Age: 40 Posts: 896	Re: Astronaut Charged with Attempted Murder she wore a diaper on the way to keep from having to stop...that's insane

02-07-2007, 07:25 AM	#4
ArtMonkDrillz Franchise Player Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Ellicott City, MD Age: 42 Posts: 8,029	Re: Astronaut Charged with Attempted Murder See, I think the whole diaper thing might hurt her chances to plea insanity. If she was really nuts she'd probably have just pissed herself without thinking twice. __________________ "Yeah, well, you know, that's just, like, your opinion, man." The Dude

02-07-2007, 09:40 AM	#6
Sheriff Gonna Getcha Franchise Player Join Date: Feb 2004 Age: 46 Posts: 8,317	Re: Astronaut Charged with Attempted Murder I dunno, wearing a diaper so you don't have to stop is pretty frickin strange.

02-07-2007, 11:06 AM	#8
TheMalcolmConnection I like big (_\|_)s. Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Charlottesville, Virginia Age: 43 Posts: 19,264	Re: Astronaut Charged with Attempted Murder Because then you have to get the key, pull down your big boy pants, go show Mommy what you did, get your present and then get back in the car. __________________ Regret nothing. At one time it was exactly what you wanted.

02-07-2007, 11:14 AM	#9
EternalEnigma21 Assistant Regional Mod Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: Carbondale CO Age: 45 Posts: 2,958	Re: Astronaut Charged with Attempted Murder I don't understand why they gave her the attempted murder charge. It seems like an easy charge to beat given the fact that she only possessed a BB gun. It would be extremely difficult to kill someone with a BB gun. My wife and I were discussing it and we think she's a prime candidate for suicide attempt. Her career is over, her family life is over, and she's constantly being ridiculed by the media. If she kirked out over being cheated on, I can't wait to see how she's going to handle the pressure she's under now. __________________ I am the brute squad.

02-07-2007, 11:22 AM	#10
RobH4413 Wildcard Bitches Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Bethesda, MD Age: 40 Posts: 2,638	Re: Astronaut Charged with Attempted Murder I think she had a knife too. She's probably wasn't going to kill the girl, but if she was insane enough to drive 900 miles in a diaper, who knows what she was up too. __________________ This is what happens when you find a stranger in the Alps!

02-07-2007, 11:49 AM	#11
ArtMonkDrillz Franchise Player Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Ellicott City, MD Age: 42 Posts: 8,029	Re: Astronaut Charged with Attempted Murder Yeah, on the news last night they said she had a 4'' folding knife, rubber gloves and large garbage bags. Oh yeah, she was also wearing diapers. (I know we already talked about that last part, but I don't want people to forget that she was wearing Opps! I Crapped My Pants for 900 miles) __________________ "Yeah, well, you know, that's just, like, your opinion, man." The Dude

02-07-2007, 11:55 AM	#12
Monkeydad Living Legend Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: PA Age: 46 Posts: 17,460	Re: Astronaut Charged with Attempted Murder Her sanity is still orbiting the Earth in outer space. See, don't have sex with co-workers!

02-07-2007, 11:57 AM	#14
TheMalcolmConnection I like big (_\|_)s. Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Charlottesville, Virginia Age: 43 Posts: 19,264	Re: Astronaut Charged with Attempted Murder Maybe she had the switchblade comb that Archuleta had! __________________ Regret nothing. At one time it was exactly what you wanted.

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