Perloff Predictions (Pretty Funny)

amorentz · 05-16-2006, 11:18 AM

CNNSI's Andrew Perloff did a prediction of the NFC East, and he has the Skins in 2nd at 11-5. However, what he wrote is truly hilarious (the underlined part), and I am as guilty of his criticism as anyone!

Read on:

2. Washington Redskins: By the end of last season, the Skins were the best team in the division. They handed out whoopings to the Cowboys, Giants and Eagles in the final three weeks of the regular season and gave Seattle a hard time in the divisional playoffs despite being totally worn out. They added another group of high-priced free agents in the offseason and have a ridiculous set of assistant coaches under Joe Gibbs. The only glaring question mark is 35-year-old quarterback Mark Brunell, but he was good enough last year. It's hard not to pencil Washington in as a playoff team, even though I would love not to just to antagonize the army of paranoid Redskins fans. Predicted Record: 11-5

TheMalcolmConnection · 05-16-2006, 11:31 AM

Yeah, I read that too. I love being a part of the Burgundy Army.

warriorzpath · 05-16-2006, 11:37 AM

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Originally Posted by TheMalcolmConnection

Yeah, I read that too. I love being a part of the Burgundy Army.

Well, at least I have an excuse for my behavior now - it's just the mob mentality of the APRF or "Army of Paranoid Redskins Fans". Sort of like the 12 monkeys.

TheMalcolmConnection · 05-16-2006, 11:41 AM

I'm not down with the paranoid comment though. What should we be paranoid over? I would say RABID Redskins fans.

warriorzpath · 05-16-2006, 11:43 AM

I can't speak for anyone else, but I'm a little schintzo.

Shhhh, did you hear that ?

12thMan · 05-16-2006, 11:45 AM

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Originally Posted by warriorzpath

I can't speak for anyone else, but I'm a little schintzo.

Shhhh, did you hear that ?

Hear what?

warriorzpath · 05-16-2006, 11:51 AM

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Originally Posted by 12thMan

Hear what?

That ... you didn't hear that. Tell me you heard that.

12thMan · 05-16-2006, 12:35 PM

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Originally Posted by warriorzpath

That ... you didn't hear that. Tell me you heard that.

Oh you mean that, I did hear that....you heard it too??

backrow · 05-16-2006, 04:24 PM

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Originally Posted by 12thMan

Oh you mean that, I did hear that....you heard it too??

I heard and saw it!
It was Walt, dripping water, and saying: !# 3 noitseuQ

jamf · 05-16-2006, 07:13 PM

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Originally Posted by warriorzpath

I can't speak for anyone else, but I'm a little schintzo.

Shhhh, did you hear that ?

???

warriorzpath · 05-17-2006, 01:01 PM

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Originally Posted by jamf

???

Just a little but only when the moon's full.

Alright - it's probably schizo or schitzo whatever you prefer for the short and slang for schizophrenic.

Carnage · 05-17-2006, 03:55 PM

I heard the Perlof is actually a regular on this site--watching us.

12thMan · 05-16-2006, 11:45 AM

The fact that he even makes mentions of us (fans) at all says a little something.

warriorzpath · 05-16-2006, 11:53 AM

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Originally Posted by 12thMan

The fact that he even makes mentions of us (fans) at all says a little something.

Yeah, I'm sort of proud that he includes us.

Carnage · 05-16-2006, 12:27 PM

I line my hat with tin foil so Perlof can not read and destroy my thoughts.

05-16-2006, 11:18 AM	#1
amorentz Special Teams Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: Washington, DC Age: 45 Posts: 368	Perloff Predictions (Pretty Funny) CNNSI's Andrew Perloff did a prediction of the NFC East, and he has the Skins in 2nd at 11-5. However, what he wrote is truly hilarious (the underlined part), and I am as guilty of his criticism as anyone! Read on: 2. Washington Redskins: By the end of last season, the Skins were the best team in the division. They handed out whoopings to the Cowboys, Giants and Eagles in the final three weeks of the regular season and gave Seattle a hard time in the divisional playoffs despite being totally worn out. They added another group of high-priced free agents in the offseason and have a ridiculous set of assistant coaches under Joe Gibbs. The only glaring question mark is 35-year-old quarterback Mark Brunell, but he was good enough last year. It's hard not to pencil Washington in as a playoff team, even though I would love not to just to antagonize the army of paranoid Redskins fans. Predicted Record: 11-5

05-16-2006, 11:31 AM	#2
TheMalcolmConnection I like big (_\|_)s. Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Charlottesville, Virginia Age: 43 Posts: 19,264	Re: Perloff Predictions (Pretty Funny) Yeah, I read that too. I love being a part of the Burgundy Army. __________________ Regret nothing. At one time it was exactly what you wanted.

05-16-2006, 11:41 AM	#4
TheMalcolmConnection I like big (_\|_)s. Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Charlottesville, Virginia Age: 43 Posts: 19,264	Re: Perloff Predictions (Pretty Funny) I'm not down with the paranoid comment though. What should we be paranoid over? I would say RABID Redskins fans. __________________ Regret nothing. At one time it was exactly what you wanted.

05-16-2006, 11:43 AM	#5
warriorzpath Registered User Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 1,880	Re: Perloff Predictions (Pretty Funny) I can't speak for anyone else, but I'm a little schintzo. Shhhh, did you hear that ?

05-17-2006, 03:55 PM	#12
Carnage Special Teams Join Date: Mar 2004 Posts: 473	Re: Perloff Predictions (Pretty Funny) I heard the Perlof is actually a regular on this site--watching us.

05-16-2006, 11:45 AM	#13
12thMan MVP Join Date: May 2005 Location: washington, D.C. Posts: 11,460	Re: Perloff Predictions (Pretty Funny) The fact that he even makes mentions of us (fans) at all says a little something.

05-16-2006, 12:27 PM	#15
Carnage Special Teams Join Date: Mar 2004 Posts: 473	Re: Perloff Predictions (Pretty Funny) I line my hat with tin foil so Perlof can not read and destroy my thoughts.

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