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dmek25 · 04-07-2009, 05:10 PM

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Originally Posted by JoeRedskin

Well, if it's your second cousin, it's legal in most states. However, just b/c it's legal, does that make it rednethical???

Sometimes I am too too clever.

is this a word? hahahaha

JoeRedskin · 04-07-2009, 06:17 PM

Of course it is! Something may be generally considered unethical but in the world of trailer trash be perfectly "rednethical"

For example: As to the subject of this the original post, while most of us would consider it immoral/improper to pop a six pack in a funeral. Clearly, however, in some parts of the country it is perfectly rednethical.

As to the cousin question, you and I would consider first cousins out of bounds. However, in many parts of the country it is perfectly rednethical.

saden1 · 04-07-2009, 07:22 PM

Sleeping with your cousin used to be permissible and even encouraged in the past but that's because they didn't fully understand the hazards of inbreeding. Also, in many societies people still marry their cousins.

We live in a free country, if you want to tap your cousin handle your business dog...just don't marry her and make babies.

Trample the Elderly · 04-08-2009, 12:10 AM

I just got off the phone with Jerry Lee Lewis. He said that it's alright for me to tap my second cousin but it might hurt my music career.

Since when is it unethical to drink at funerals? Am I missing something here? I've got it mandated in my will along with a bag pipe rendition of Hank Williams JR's "Women I've Never Had".

04-07-2009, 06:17 PM	#17
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04-07-2009, 07:22 PM	#18
saden1 MVP Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Seattle Age: 46 Posts: 10,069	Re: You know you're a redneck when... Sleeping with your cousin used to be permissible and even encouraged in the past but that's because they didn't fully understand the hazards of inbreeding. Also, in many societies people still marry their cousins. We live in a free country, if you want to tap your cousin handle your business dog...just don't marry her and make babies. __________________ "The Redskins have always suffered from chronic organizational deformities under Snyder." -Jenkins

04-08-2009, 12:10 AM	#19
Trample the Elderly Playmaker Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: Three Chopt Virginia Age: 47 Posts: 2,906	Re: You know you're a redneck when... I just got off the phone with Jerry Lee Lewis. He said that it's alright for me to tap my second cousin but it might hurt my music career. Since when is it unethical to drink at funerals? Am I missing something here? I've got it mandated in my will along with a bag pipe rendition of Hank Williams JR's "Women I've Never Had".

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