Vinny Cerrato promoted to Executive Vice President

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Originally Posted by sportscurmudgeon

Well, at least we won't need to have any more threads here on the Warpath speculating on just what it is that Vinnie does...

Based on that description, he does everything except coach the team and wash out the jockstraps. Oh, maybe he also hires someone to cut the grass at Fed Ex too; I don't think he'd have enough time in the day to run the John Deere himself.

At least this time around, he won't have some pesky head coach/President of football operations to work around when he gets Danny Boy's ear and helps Danny Boy decide what move to make with regard to the team. The new coach will know who's in charge as soon as he signs on the dotted line...

So who are we gonna' draft then!? Oh boy, oh boy, I hope it's like 25 WRs!!!