Telemarketer prank

[jsarno]

Originally Posted by gibbsisgod

Me: "What?!!!!"
Lady: "May I speak to Mr.(totally mispronounced my last name)?"
Me: "Who the #@%$ is this?"
Lady: This is soandso calling from Whereever. I am calling to let you know about some bullshit charity that really serves no purpose. Can we have some of your money? (this is basically what i heard, its not word for word but you get the picture).
Me: Do you know what day it is?
Lady: Well, its Sunday sir!
Me: And do you know what happens on Sunday?
Lady: You go to church?
Me: Who the $#@$ goes to church at 2pm?
Lady: I'm sorry sir....
Me: I know you are sorry, thats why you work where you do. The fucking Redskins are playing right now and you are calling me to try and scam me out of my hard earned money you Efin piece of shit. You people sicken me. Why dont you get a effin job and stop bothering me and everybody else.
Lady: We are a legitimate charity sir!
Me: You are legitamately pissing me off you stupid @@3$$%%%$#@....


And you get the picture. Itb was quite a rant and I kinda felt sorry for her after I hung up, but I hate when they bother me during the game.

That poor girl probably has 4 mouths to feed, a surgery to pay for, and she's likely a nun...good job!