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gibbsisgod · 12-13-2006, 06:57 AM

How about when they call on Sundy during the game. This happened to me this past weekend and the woman who called got told about herself. She was called every name in the book. I was amazed that she didn't hang up but stayed on the ine and listened to my whole rant.

Right after the 2nd Campbell INT phone rings. Thinking it was a buddy calling to ride my ass a little bit, I answered the phone without looking at the caller ID.

Me: "What?!!!!"
Lady: "May I speak to Mr.(totally mispronounced my last name)?"
Me: "Who the #@%$ is this?"
Lady: This is soandso calling from Whereever. I am calling to let you know about some bullshit charity that really serves no purpose. Can we have some of your money? (this is basically what i heard, its not word for word but you get the picture).
Me: Do you know what day it is?
Lady: Well, its Sunday sir!
Me: And do you know what happens on Sunday?
Lady: You go to church?
Me: Who the $#@$ goes to church at 2pm?
Lady: I'm sorry sir....
Me: I know you are sorry, thats why you work where you do. The fucking Redskins are playing right now and you are calling me to try and scam me out of my hard earned money you Efin piece of shit. You people sicken me. Why dont you get a effin job and stop bothering me and everybody else.
Lady: We are a legitimate charity sir!
Me: You are legitamately pissing me off you stupid @@3$$%%%$#@....

And you get the picture. Itb was quite a rant and I kinda felt sorry for her after I hung up, but I hate when they bother me during the game.

12-13-2006, 06:57 AM	#18
gibbsisgod Playmaker Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: 129 W 81st street Age: 46 Posts: 3,503	Re: Telemarketer prank How about when they call on Sundy during the game. This happened to me this past weekend and the woman who called got told about herself. She was called every name in the book. I was amazed that she didn't hang up but stayed on the ine and listened to my whole rant. Right after the 2nd Campbell INT phone rings. Thinking it was a buddy calling to ride my ass a little bit, I answered the phone without looking at the caller ID. Me: "What?!!!!" Lady: "May I speak to Mr.(totally mispronounced my last name)?" Me: "Who the #@%$ is this?" Lady: This is soandso calling from Whereever. I am calling to let you know about some bullshit charity that really serves no purpose. Can we have some of your money? (this is basically what i heard, its not word for word but you get the picture). Me: Do you know what day it is? Lady: Well, its Sunday sir! Me: And do you know what happens on Sunday? Lady: You go to church? Me: Who the $#@$ goes to church at 2pm? Lady: I'm sorry sir.... Me: I know you are sorry, thats why you work where you do. The fucking Redskins are playing right now and you are calling me to try and scam me out of my hard earned money you Efin piece of shit. You people sicken me. Why dont you get a effin job and stop bothering me and everybody else. Lady: We are a legitimate charity sir! Me: You are legitamately pissing me off you stupid @@3$$%%%$#@.... And you get the picture. Itb was quite a rant and I kinda felt sorry for her after I hung up, but I hate when they bother me during the game.

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