Classic Cooley

[Schneed10]

Originally Posted by jsarno

Because he deposited a check in the drive through lane? What do you do for fun? Play monopoly?

I think it's mainly because he's generally awesome.

He downed 21 shots with his future father-in-law for his fiancee's 21st birthday. He introduced himself to the Rams for the midfield coin toss as Captain Chaos. He wears short shorts and doesn't care what nobody thinks. And he said on Elliott, "We went to the strip club to make it rain. We actually wanted to go get a sack of quarters and make it hail."

And did I mention he's marrying Christie Ogilvie?

[47YAC]

Originally Posted by Schneed10

I think it's mainly because he's generally awesome.


And did I mention he's marrying Christie Ogilvie?

he is not generally awesome, he is awesome. I went to high school with christie that hot piece of ass. her little sister is jailbait too tryin to knock her up and marry her so i can glue myself to cooley's back and never leave utopia