Classic Cooley

[Schneed10]

Originally Posted by jsarno

Because he deposited a check in the drive through lane? What do you do for fun? Play monopoly?

I think it's mainly because he's generally awesome.

He downed 21 shots with his future father-in-law for his fiancee's 21st birthday. He introduced himself to the Rams for the midfield coin toss as Captain Chaos. He wears short shorts and doesn't care what nobody thinks. And he said on Elliott, "We went to the strip club to make it rain. We actually wanted to go get a sack of quarters and make it hail."

And did I mention he's marrying Christie Ogilvie?