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Old 04-07-2009, 04:15 PM   #1
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I think it depends, 1) Is she crazy hot? 2) Is it a passing thought or are you contemplating it for some time.

I mean, if my cousin looked like Megan Fox, the appropriate question might be "are you a homosexual if you haven't thought about it." Regardless of the hotness factor, and IMHO, however, if the thought is not promptly dismissed, you may be a redneck...
She's alright looking. She's just a stuck up b that thinks her stuff doesn't stink. The thought of giving her a pearl necklace just seems like justice. The thought has come up from time to time but it's nothing that I dwell on. Besides, she's my second cousin so it should be cool right?
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She's alright looking. She's just a stuck up b that thinks her stuff doesn't stink. The thought of giving her a pearl necklace just seems like justice. The thought has come up from time to time but it's nothing that I dwell on. Besides, she's my second cousin so it should be cool right?
Well, if it's your second cousin, it's legal in most states. However, just b/c it's legal, does that make it rednethical???

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Old 04-07-2009, 05:10 PM   #3
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Well, if it's your second cousin, it's legal in most states. However, just b/c it's legal, does that make it rednethical???

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