Smoot lays the smack down (Skins/Bills) - mattyk edition

[TheMalcolmConnection]

Call it a gimmick or call it hiring Butthole Harbaugh, but either way, you know it wouldn't work out here. WTF?!

[CultBrennan59]

I'm now rooting for the dolphins and colts to win 3 games...you see where I'm going with this..

[skinsfan69]

Originally Posted by CultBrennan59

I'm now rooting for the dolphins and colts to win 3 games...you see where I'm going with this..

X2. But the Colts are not going to win any games. They've already mailed it in.

[BleedBurgundy]

it was the wife's birthday today, and I am sooooooooooooooooooo glad I didn't spend it in front of the tv watching..whatever the **** that was... today. **** this team.

[GusFrerotte]

Originally Posted by BleedBurgundy

it was the wife's birthday today, and I am sooooooooooooooooooo glad I didn't spend it in front of the tv watching..whatever the **** that was... today. **** this team.

You are a smart man Burgundy. I bet you score more than the Skins do!!!!!!

[over the mountain]

Originally Posted by BleedBurgundy

it was the wife's birthday today, and I am sooooooooooooooooooo glad I didn't spend it in front of the tv watching..whatever the **** that was... today. **** this team.

on another bonus for it being your wifes b day and you had much better things to do than watch the skins game . . . if it wasnt your wifes b day and you told her "hey hon im just gonna go down to the bar and watch the game, be back when its over" .... it was over in 2 and a half ****in hours, yeah man not only did the skins suck ballsack they did it in a time frame that you totally didnt expect and was not prepared to cut your drinking needing intake geared towards.

if i know i got an hr and a half, i drink accordingly meaning 4 buds leaving lil alcohol residual smell plus no less then 3 vodka drinks so i actually somekinda drunk. this requires some secret home care follow up in the basement.

if i got 3 plus hours i like to go strong on the whiskey hard and heavy early knowing that leaves me a good hr and half to cover the smell deep in my throat and tongue (citric cleanser mixed drinks). we are talking hammer time in 3 hours guaranteed.

give me a normal 4 hr football game and im going banananas ball to the wall for a good 2 hours, tone it down to citric mixed drinks to cleanse the palate type shit in hour 3 then strictly light beers like bud and boh for the final 4th hour.

..i forgot what we are talking about . .

edit - oh yeah i remember. FREAK THE SKINS for doing some 2 half hour bullshit game. i got to get to the bar after doing the lady shit right before halftime. i plan my drunk schedule accordingly. NEXT ****ING thing i know the second half flys along and the skins game, which i told the lady i was gonna be home once it ended, was OVER AT 630! wtf man, a 2 and half hour game? **** you pansy bitch ass loser muther ****ers. atleast put up a 3.5 to 4 hour fight ya punk ass lil ****ing bitches . . .

i think i speak for every DMV guy who said "hey honey ill be home after the game" . . .give us our 4 hours a week you ****ing sucker ass sucker bitches

[GusFrerotte]

Originally Posted by over the mountain

on another bonus for it being your wifes b day and you had much better things to do than watch the skins game . . . if it wasnt your wifes b day and you told her "hey hon im just gonna go down to the bar and watch the game, be back when its over" .... it was over in 2 and a half ****in hours, yeah man not only did the skins suck ballsack they did it in a time frame that you totally didnt expect and was not prepared to cut your drinking needing intake geared towards.

if i know i got an hr and a half, i drink accordingly meaning 4 buds leaving lil alcohol residual smell plus no less then 3 vodka drinks so i actually somekinda drunk. this requires some secret home care follow up in the basement.

if i got 3 plus hours i like to go strong on the whiskey hard and heavy early knowing that leaves me a good hr and half to cover the smell deep in my throat and tongue (citric cleanser mixed drinks). we are talking hammer time in 3 hours guaranteed.

give me a normal 4 hr football game and im going banananas ball to the wall for a good 2 hours, tone it down to citric mixed drinks to cleanse the palate type shit in hour 3 then strictly light beers like bud and boh for the final 4th hour.

..i forgot what we are talking about . .

edit - oh yeah i remember. FREAK THE SKINS for doing some 2 half hour bullshit game. i got to get to the bar after doing the lady shit right before halftime. i plan my drunk schedule accordingly. NEXT ****ING thing i know the second half flys along and the skins game, which i told the lady i was gonna be home once it ended, was OVER AT 630! wtf man, a 2 and half hour game? **** you pansy bitch ass loser muther ****ers. atleast put up a 3.5 to 4 hour fight ya punk ass lil ****ing bitches . . .

i think i speak for every DMV guy who said "hey honey ill be home after the game" . . .give us our 4 hours a week you ****ing sucker ass sucker bitches

You are one messed up individual.

[over the mountain]

Originally Posted by GusFrerotte

You are one messed up individual.

fact. alot of guys only get to enjoy bar time from kickoff to end whistle.

reality. i really only get let out of the cage from kickoff to end whistle.

today i didnt get let out until roughly 5 mins left in 2nd quarter. around 4:17 we pulled up to whole foods and I was able, after negotiation, to wait in the car and to listen to sunny and the game as i waited for her to go into wholefoods shopipng. we got home. she complained about how she mentioned the dish washer was ready for dirty dishes, not that she said she wanted me to actually do the dirty dishes, just that she mentioned that the dish washer was full of dirty dishes. she then very forcefully talked about how i was up this morning and could have done the dishes. i started to do the dishes even though i literally told her as soon as i got everything inside the house from shopping, "ok im going to the bar, i done missed almost the first half!" i literally asked permission, then was granted permission, to leave the rest of the dirty dishes and run to the bar.

i dont know what you mean by messed up. literrally she is making me enchiladas, the past 20 mins i was away from here was bc she called me away and now she is calling me from downstairs in this eerie "punkipie" voice . . .help me HelP MEEe!!!! im already dead. im just paying out the motions. i think we have top chef lined up for tonight. joy.\\she speaks form the kitche

[sdskinsfan2001]

My smackdown goes to the worst offense in the league. Ladies and gentlemen this is our Washington Redskins team. In the last two weeks we have made two of the worst defensive teams in the league look like the defense you would get if you combined the best of the 85 bears w/ the 2000 Ravens. Our offense is truly pathetic. 14 rushing yards today, we have so many positions of need that we cant fill them all in the 2012 draft which means next year will be tough too. FML.

[skinsfaninok]

John Beck- Might as well go with crompton SERIOUSLY

Ryan Torain- Your not very good dude

A.A- called that last yr, 1 year wonder wont make a team next yr

OL- No Trent Williams means we are a mess apparently

KS/MS- So much for offensive minds in DC huh?

Bruce Allen- Not going w a QB at some point in the off season, yeah MS is in control but you are the GM.

Dan Snyder- This guy will never be a winner in the NFL, I know he hasn't been involved in 2 years but it is what it is..

Brandon Banks- CUT

London Fletcher- For wasting GREAT years of your career with a SORRY ass team..

LL30- Dude STFU for real

Rocky McIntosh- SMH

Rex Grossman- You let Beck take your job dude NUFF said

THE NFL- Why do you let this Organization continue to play in your league?

[Alvin Walton]

Originally Posted by skinsfaninok

John Beck- Might as well go with crompton SERIOUSLY

Ryan Torain- Your not very good dude

A.A- called that last yr, 1 year wonder wont make a team next yr

OL- No Trent Williams means we are a mess apparently

KS/MS- So much for offensive minds in DC huh?

Bruce Allen- Not going w a QB at some point in the off season, yeah MS is in control but you are the GM.

Dan Snyder- This guy will never be a winner in the NFL, I know he hasn't been involved in 2 years but it is what it is..

Brandon Banks- CUT

London Fletcher- For wasting GREAT years of your career with a SORRY ass team..

LL30- Dude STFU for real

Rocky McIntosh- SMH

Rex Grossman- You let Beck take your job dude NUFF said

THE NFL- Why do you let this Organization continue to play in your league?

Yea thats right, kick the Redskins out of the NFL.
Gimme a break.....

[skinsfaninok]

Originally Posted by Alvin Walton

Yea thats right, kick the Redskins out of the NFL.
Gimme a break.....

Sorry just pissed

[skinsfan69]

Originally Posted by skinsfaninok

John Beck- Might as well go with crompton SERIOUSLY

Ryan Torain- Your not very good dude

A.A- called that last yr, 1 year wonder wont make a team next yr

OL- No Trent Williams means we are a mess apparently

KS/MS- So much for offensive minds in DC huh?

Bruce Allen- Not going w a QB at some point in the off season, yeah MS is in control but you are the GM.

Dan Snyder- This guy will never be a winner in the NFL, I know he hasn't been involved in 2 years but it is what it is..

Brandon Banks- CUT

London Fletcher- For wasting GREAT years of your career with a SORRY ass team..

LL30- Dude STFU for real

Rocky McIntosh- SMH

Rex Grossman- You let Beck take your job dude NUFF said

THE NFL- Why do you let this Organization continue to play in your league?

Well for once we can't blame the owner. He hired pros to run his team and right now it's simply not working.

[skinsfaninok]

Colts will win 1 game and Miami will also.. But we will not get LUCK don't even dream it

[SirClintonPortis]

Also, the kicking unit needs a special mention. ANOTHER ****ing blocked kick. I don't know if it's the blockers sucking that much or if Gano's taking too long before starting to kick, but whoever is at fault needs a BIG **** YOU for sucking ass 7 games into the season.