Smoot lays the smack down (Skins/Bills) - mattyk edition

[over the mountain]

Originally Posted by BleedBurgundy

it was the wife's birthday today, and I am sooooooooooooooooooo glad I didn't spend it in front of the tv watching..whatever the **** that was... today. **** this team.

on another bonus for it being your wifes b day and you had much better things to do than watch the skins game . . . if it wasnt your wifes b day and you told her "hey hon im just gonna go down to the bar and watch the game, be back when its over" .... it was over in 2 and a half ****in hours, yeah man not only did the skins suck ballsack they did it in a time frame that you totally didnt expect and was not prepared to cut your drinking needing intake geared towards.

if i know i got an hr and a half, i drink accordingly meaning 4 buds leaving lil alcohol residual smell plus no less then 3 vodka drinks so i actually somekinda drunk. this requires some secret home care follow up in the basement.

if i got 3 plus hours i like to go strong on the whiskey hard and heavy early knowing that leaves me a good hr and half to cover the smell deep in my throat and tongue (citric cleanser mixed drinks). we are talking hammer time in 3 hours guaranteed.

give me a normal 4 hr football game and im going banananas ball to the wall for a good 2 hours, tone it down to citric mixed drinks to cleanse the palate type shit in hour 3 then strictly light beers like bud and boh for the final 4th hour.

..i forgot what we are talking about . .

edit - oh yeah i remember. FREAK THE SKINS for doing some 2 half hour bullshit game. i got to get to the bar after doing the lady shit right before halftime. i plan my drunk schedule accordingly. NEXT ****ING thing i know the second half flys along and the skins game, which i told the lady i was gonna be home once it ended, was OVER AT 630! wtf man, a 2 and half hour game? **** you pansy bitch ass loser muther ****ers. atleast put up a 3.5 to 4 hour fight ya punk ass lil ****ing bitches . . .

i think i speak for every DMV guy who said "hey honey ill be home after the game" . . .give us our 4 hours a week you ****ing sucker ass sucker bitches

[GusFrerotte]

Originally Posted by over the mountain

on another bonus for it being your wifes b day and you had much better things to do than watch the skins game . . . if it wasnt your wifes b day and you told her "hey hon im just gonna go down to the bar and watch the game, be back when its over" .... it was over in 2 and a half ****in hours, yeah man not only did the skins suck ballsack they did it in a time frame that you totally didnt expect and was not prepared to cut your drinking needing intake geared towards.

if i know i got an hr and a half, i drink accordingly meaning 4 buds leaving lil alcohol residual smell plus no less then 3 vodka drinks so i actually somekinda drunk. this requires some secret home care follow up in the basement.

if i got 3 plus hours i like to go strong on the whiskey hard and heavy early knowing that leaves me a good hr and half to cover the smell deep in my throat and tongue (citric cleanser mixed drinks). we are talking hammer time in 3 hours guaranteed.

give me a normal 4 hr football game and im going banananas ball to the wall for a good 2 hours, tone it down to citric mixed drinks to cleanse the palate type shit in hour 3 then strictly light beers like bud and boh for the final 4th hour.

..i forgot what we are talking about . .

edit - oh yeah i remember. FREAK THE SKINS for doing some 2 half hour bullshit game. i got to get to the bar after doing the lady shit right before halftime. i plan my drunk schedule accordingly. NEXT ****ING thing i know the second half flys along and the skins game, which i told the lady i was gonna be home once it ended, was OVER AT 630! wtf man, a 2 and half hour game? **** you pansy bitch ass loser muther ****ers. atleast put up a 3.5 to 4 hour fight ya punk ass lil ****ing bitches . . .

i think i speak for every DMV guy who said "hey honey ill be home after the game" . . .give us our 4 hours a week you ****ing sucker ass sucker bitches

You are one messed up individual.

[over the mountain]

Originally Posted by GusFrerotte

You are one messed up individual.

fact. alot of guys only get to enjoy bar time from kickoff to end whistle.

reality. i really only get let out of the cage from kickoff to end whistle.

today i didnt get let out until roughly 5 mins left in 2nd quarter. around 4:17 we pulled up to whole foods and I was able, after negotiation, to wait in the car and to listen to sunny and the game as i waited for her to go into wholefoods shopipng. we got home. she complained about how she mentioned the dish washer was ready for dirty dishes, not that she said she wanted me to actually do the dirty dishes, just that she mentioned that the dish washer was full of dirty dishes. she then very forcefully talked about how i was up this morning and could have done the dishes. i started to do the dishes even though i literally told her as soon as i got everything inside the house from shopping, "ok im going to the bar, i done missed almost the first half!" i literally asked permission, then was granted permission, to leave the rest of the dirty dishes and run to the bar.

i dont know what you mean by messed up. literrally she is making me enchiladas, the past 20 mins i was away from here was bc she called me away and now she is calling me from downstairs in this eerie "punkipie" voice . . .help me HelP MEEe!!!! im already dead. im just paying out the motions. i think we have top chef lined up for tonight. joy.\\she speaks form the kitche