Women Are Evil, Proof ITT

[gibbsisgod]

Good afternoon D. Have any green beer yesterday?

[dmek25]

hey giggity nope, but had more then enough on saturday

[gibbsisgod]

...meh, me either.Too busy working, gonna catch up this weekend though.

[Trample the Elderly]

Originally Posted by JGisLordOfTheRings

Women require time and money.

Women = Time * Money

As the saying goes, "Time is money", therefore

Women = money * money

OR

Women = (money)^2

As we all know, money is the root of all evil

money = sqrt(All Evil)

Women = (sqrt(All Evil))^2

Hence,

Women = All Evil



I get a Noble Prize for this, right?

Also, this clever deduction -



Whenever men and women are together, they invariably produce children. I conclude that

Men + Women = Children

This is provable by the following:

I also posit that

Children = Innocence = Naive = Zero

then when;

Women = evil

this means it must be:

men = good

because:

positive + negative = zero

so:

good + evil = zero

so;

men + women = children

I proclaim this logic to be sound. Really, I thought I was the casue of all evil? Oh well, I guess I'll just have to try harder.

[mredskins]

I wish Hess was here to read this.

[gibbsisgod]

Originally Posted by mredskins

I wish Hess was here to read this.

Whatever happened with her anyway?