Ask ME anything.

[70Chip]

Originally Posted by ArtMonkDrillz

I wouldn't if I were you. Why? you may ask: well, did you ever see Apocolypse Now?

The journey that is Question 3 is much like a PBR travelling up the Nung River on an assassination mission, which is actually nothing more than a decent into maddness (and not the basketball-related kind). Along the way you'll come across many characters: a tightly wrapped chef from New Orleans; a surfer from SoCal; a young guy from the Bronx, not sure if he's a man or still just a boy; and at least a couple of confused Redskins fans. "I thought you was a Mod" they'll shout as you try to figure out just who's in charge of the situation.
Along the path allies will turn into enemies, simple questions will open the door to the darkness that hides in a man's soul, and you'll find you have wasted a lot of your day. Yes, you may fall for the simple beauty of Question 3, and you may learn to love it, but in the end you'll have to ask yourself what is the nature of truth, and where can you find old zubazz pants. You'll know what true sacrifice is but you may not know if it's worth the price, much like trading away a ton of draft picks for Cutler, thus rewarding his whininess.

My God, I haven't thought of ?3 in so long... The horror... the horror...

You're an errand boy, sent by grocery clerks, to collect a bill.

[EARTHQUAKE2689]

Originally Posted by tryfuhl

How long have you been a mod here?

Where have you been, I don't recognize you really? If you were gone for a good reason, what is it?

How old are you?

What's the story behind your avatar?

dont ask that!!!!

[Monkeydad]

Much better than the "other" one.





What made you move to Rehoboth Beach? *wink wink*

[BrudLee]

Originally Posted by Buster

What made you move to Rehoboth Beach? *wink wink*

In sunny Rehoboth Beach, born and raised,
By the ocean is where I spent most of my days.

[tryfuhl]

Originally Posted by BrudLee

In sunny Rehoboth Beach, born and raised,
By the ocean is where I spent most of my days.

chillin out max and relaxin all cool
sippin on a margarita out by the pool?

[gibbsisgod]

How do I tell my wife she is fat? Could you do it for me?

[BrudLee]

Originally Posted by gibbsisgod

How do I tell my wife she is fat? Could you do it for me?

I'd be happy to tell your wife she's fat. I do have a few questions first:

• Was she fat before you married her? If so, that's all on you.
• Are we talking crazy fat? I mean, when you poke her in the belly, does it leave a dent?
• Is your wife prone to violence? This isn't a deal-breaker, I just like to be prepared.

[gibbsisgod]

Originally Posted by BrudLee

I'd be happy to tell your wife she's fat. I do have a few questions first:

• Was she fat before you married her? If so, that's all on you.
• Are we talking crazy fat? I mean, when you poke her in the belly, does it leave a dent?
• Is your wife prone to violence? This isn't a deal-breaker, I just like to be prepared.

LOL! Good to have ya back Brud.


1. Not really
2. Not Yet
3. Not lately.

[SmootSmack]

Are you still bitter that you finished a distant 5th in the Most Awesomest Warpath Moderator Poll?

Do you think JoeCrisp will ever return?

Should my thread be called:

1. Don't Axe Me Nuttin', Youze Sumsa Bitches
2. Tell Me Anything
3. Sing Me a Song
4. All The Fellas In The House, Throw Your Hands Up In The Air And Wave 'Em Like You Just Don't Care
5. What Had Happened Was

[BrudLee]

Originally Posted by SmootSmack

Are you still bitter that you finished a distant 5th in the Most Awesomest Warpath Moderator Poll?

Do you think JoeCrisp will ever return?

Should my thread be called:

1. Don't Axe Me Nuttin', Youze Sumsa Bitches
2. Tell Me Anything
3. Sing Me a Song
4. All The Fellas In The House, Throw Your Hands Up In The Air And Wave 'Em Like You Just Don't Care
5. What Had Happened Was

Am I bitter? It was a key component in my depressive state.

JoeCrisp = tryfuhl

I'd say #5, unless I can go off the board. Then I'd call it "Change my pitch up, SmootSmack my bitch up"

[SmootSmack]

You think the people here are ready to hear the truth about you know who?

[gibbsisgod]

Originally Posted by SmootSmack

You think the people here are ready to hear the truth about you know who?

And is it true that this person is you know what? Not that there is anything wrong with that.

[BrudLee]

Originally Posted by gibbsisgod

And is it true that this person is you know what? Not that there is anything wrong with that.

No more than you or me, my friend. No more than you or me.

[BrudLee]

Originally Posted by SmootSmack

You think the people here are ready to hear the truth about you know who?

You know, probably half of them are. But even in this day and age where we can elect a black man as president, I think the other half might pitch a fit that would crack the internet in half.

[ArtMonkDrillz]

Originally Posted by SmootSmack

You think the people here are ready to hear the truth about you know who?

Brudlee is actually a lady and Matty knocked her up?