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Old 05-02-2007, 01:51 AM   #1
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my boss asked me to cash his check. I went to the same bank, where earlier I cashed my own check... I just snagged his ID and I was nervous about trying to pop his check...

anyway the girl kept grilling me about how old I was and where I was from... I got nervous and went off on her... thinking I was going to get into trouble for defrauding a bank or something....

she cashed the check...


turns out she was flirting... I mentioned I was married and she said, "oh, well you don't have a ring on..."

I felt like a total ass.... I won't go back that bank again...

Banks always seem to have the most bangging chicks working there.
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Old 05-02-2007, 01:54 AM   #2
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Banks always seem to have the most bangging chicks working there.
Man ain't that the truth. I love going to the bank around here on Saturday mornings
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Old 05-02-2007, 02:09 AM   #3
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Man ain't that the truth. I love going to the bank around here on Saturday mornings
I need to bank where you guys bank. I have to be drunk to enter my bank just so the women look half way human.
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Old 05-02-2007, 04:11 PM   #4
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Banks always seem to have the most bangging chicks working there.
I worked in a bank for over 3 years when I was doing my undergrad, must have been a non-hottie zone or maybe times have changed since then.
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Old 05-02-2007, 08:28 AM   #5
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Gym? What is a gym?
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Old 05-02-2007, 08:47 AM   #6
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Re: Picking up chicks at the gym.

oohhh oohhh...


for the gym chick..

"I see you're wearing nike's.... Just Do It, huh.... Yeah I gotcha.... I gotcha...."

be sure and sligtly squint your eyes and nod your head alot.... that always gets em....
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Old 05-02-2007, 02:59 PM   #7
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Re: Picking up chicks at the gym.

I need to ask more men to hang out! I always wait for them to ask me.... which would be why I drink alone!!! LOL
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Old 05-02-2007, 03:00 PM   #8
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I need to ask more men to hang out! I always wait for them to ask me.... which would be why I drink alone!!! LOL
Uhh..umm...??
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Old 05-02-2007, 03:04 PM   #9
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I need to ask more men to hang out! I always wait for them to ask me.... which would be why I drink alone!!! LOL
yeah just ask. Seriously just ask. what is the worst that can happen.
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you're not a man....You're a friend.... hahaha ...
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you're not a man....You're a friend.... hahaha ...
That's cool, Hessy. But if I ever see you out, don't try to be 'friendly'
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That's cool, Hessy. But if I ever see you out, don't try to be 'friendly'
Of course I'll be friendly!! .... Anyone going to Gold Cup this weekend!?? I'll be there!
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