Drinking in the morning: Fun or Sad?

TheMalcolmConnection · 03-03-2007, 12:13 PM

I did not bang a Japanese school-girl nor do I attend College Park.

My fiancee is wedding dress shopping right now, I've had quite a few beers since 11 AM. Is this sad or am I just living the dream?

TheMalcolmConnection · 03-03-2007, 12:14 PM

Please remember that when she goes with her family, that's one of my brief respites from fiance obligations, so it's my time to shine in the drinking department.

BrudLee · 03-03-2007, 12:16 PM

Can't it be fun and sad? Like a dead clown?

Here's a good morning drinking rule. No Myers Rum floats until 11:15.

TheMalcolmConnection · 03-03-2007, 12:17 PM

HA! I was actually thinking when I posted this thread that I was hoping you weren't the first person to post to this because I KNOW that YOU'RE having fun and are not sad right now. Bastard.

And I'll drink to that. I'm working on my case of PBR as we speak...

BrudLee · 03-03-2007, 12:22 PM

Thank you TMC. I'm so gay for frozen drinks right now. It's refreshing to just sit in the sun and get a little color/skin cancer with cocnut and pineapple dancing across your taste buds.

Key West is outstanding. Lots of homeless people. Lots of transvestites. No homeless transvestites yet, so maybe that's a good career path.

TheMalcolmConnection · 03-03-2007, 12:26 PM

Yeah, I had considered it, but not with THIS ass.

I do enjoy drinking in the morning and thank you for joining me Brud. Sadly though, I'm in Lexington, Virginia. You are in awesome Key West.

TheMalcolmConnection · 03-03-2007, 12:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BrudLee

Thank you TMC. I'm so gay for frozen drinks right now. It's refreshing to just sit in the sun and get a little color/skin cancer with cocnut and pineapple dancing across your taste buds.

Key West is outstanding. Lots of homeless people. Lots of transvestites. No homeless transvestites yet, so maybe that's a good career path.

It's OK, you're on vacation. Just try not to let any of your guy friends see you drinking them back home...unless they're homeless transvestites.

saden1 · 03-03-2007, 12:30 PM

If it's a fruity drink then it's alright..it's part of a healthy breakfast. If it's beer, you my friend are well on your way to uttering "Hi, my name is TMC, and I'm an alcoholic."

TheMalcolmConnection · 03-03-2007, 12:31 PM

Sweet, at least I get to be part of SOME kind of team! AA here I come!

TheMalcolmConnection · 03-03-2007, 12:31 PM

And no Adam Archuleta and I are NOT hanging out tonight. He's probably already drunk.

dall-assblows · 03-03-2007, 12:39 PM

i hate drinking in the morn b/c to me that indicates that you have no life and nothing better to do, in other words it is depressing.

the only times i would drink is in the morning before highschool senior year. best thing ever. teachers that were younger knew i was drunk, and didnt care.

i'd be runk also from parties the night before.

but if you wake up and hav nothing to do i believe it is depressinig.

but hey i'm all for drinking your drink

TheMalcolmConnection · 03-03-2007, 12:43 PM

I am going to say it's fun because I DO have something to do: talk to all YOU guys. In a few minutes, TMC is going to meet his brother and drink even more at Applebee's! YAY for chain restaurants. Damn, my typing is pretty good for drinking all morning.

Hail2theskins · 03-03-2007, 12:54 PM

its saturday you can drink all you want! here is some inspiration....

Modern Drunkard Magazine

dblanch66 · 03-03-2007, 01:00 PM

it's ok. down the road though, you'll be standing in a circle in a church basement somewhere saying "Hi, my name is the malcom connection, and I am an alcoholic", telling stories about how you USED to be married, and how you USED to have money and how you USED to have teeth, etc, etc. But until then, drink up.

dmek25 · 03-03-2007, 01:44 PM

as long as your not drinking by yourself, its cool. maybe if titface was with you....

03-03-2007, 12:13 PM	#1
TheMalcolmConnection I like big (_\|_)s. Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Charlottesville, Virginia Age: 43 Posts: 19,264	Drinking in the morning: Fun or Sad? I did not bang a Japanese school-girl nor do I attend College Park. My fiancee is wedding dress shopping right now, I've had quite a few beers since 11 AM. Is this sad or am I just living the dream? __________________ Regret nothing. At one time it was exactly what you wanted.

03-03-2007, 12:14 PM	#2
TheMalcolmConnection I like big (_\|_)s. Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Charlottesville, Virginia Age: 43 Posts: 19,264	Re: Drinking in the morning: Fun or Sad? Please remember that when she goes with her family, that's one of my brief respites from fiance obligations, so it's my time to shine in the drinking department. __________________ Regret nothing. At one time it was exactly what you wanted.

03-03-2007, 12:16 PM	#3
BrudLee Playmaker Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Rehoboth Beach, DE Posts: 3,494	Re: Drinking in the morning: Fun or Sad? Can't it be fun and sad? Like a dead clown? Here's a good morning drinking rule. No Myers Rum floats until 11:15. __________________ There's nowhere to go but up. Or down. I guess we could stay where we are, too.

03-03-2007, 12:17 PM	#4
TheMalcolmConnection I like big (_\|_)s. Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Charlottesville, Virginia Age: 43 Posts: 19,264	Re: Drinking in the morning: Fun or Sad? HA! I was actually thinking when I posted this thread that I was hoping you weren't the first person to post to this because I KNOW that YOU'RE having fun and are not sad right now. Bastard. And I'll drink to that. I'm working on my case of PBR as we speak... __________________ Regret nothing. At one time it was exactly what you wanted.

03-03-2007, 12:22 PM	#5
BrudLee Playmaker Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Rehoboth Beach, DE Posts: 3,494	Re: Drinking in the morning: Fun or Sad? Thank you TMC. I'm so gay for frozen drinks right now. It's refreshing to just sit in the sun and get a little color/skin cancer with cocnut and pineapple dancing across your taste buds. Key West is outstanding. Lots of homeless people. Lots of transvestites. No homeless transvestites yet, so maybe that's a good career path. __________________ There's nowhere to go but up. Or down. I guess we could stay where we are, too.

03-03-2007, 12:26 PM	#6
TheMalcolmConnection I like big (_\|_)s. Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Charlottesville, Virginia Age: 43 Posts: 19,264	Re: Drinking in the morning: Fun or Sad? Yeah, I had considered it, but not with THIS ass. I do enjoy drinking in the morning and thank you for joining me Brud. Sadly though, I'm in Lexington, Virginia. You are in awesome Key West. __________________ Regret nothing. At one time it was exactly what you wanted.

03-03-2007, 12:30 PM	#8
saden1 MVP Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Seattle Age: 46 Posts: 10,069	Re: Drinking in the morning: Fun or Sad? If it's a fruity drink then it's alright..it's part of a healthy breakfast. If it's beer, you my friend are well on your way to uttering "Hi, my name is TMC, and I'm an alcoholic." __________________ "The Redskins have always suffered from chronic organizational deformities under Snyder." -Jenkins

03-03-2007, 12:31 PM	#9
TheMalcolmConnection I like big (_\|_)s. Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Charlottesville, Virginia Age: 43 Posts: 19,264	Re: Drinking in the morning: Fun or Sad? Sweet, at least I get to be part of SOME kind of team! AA here I come! __________________ Regret nothing. At one time it was exactly what you wanted.

03-03-2007, 12:39 PM	#11
dall-assblows The Starter Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: round the way Age: 42 Posts: 2,211	Re: Drinking in the morning: Fun or Sad? i hate drinking in the morn b/c to me that indicates that you have no life and nothing better to do, in other words it is depressing. the only times i would drink is in the morning before highschool senior year. best thing ever. teachers that were younger knew i was drunk, and didnt care. i'd be runk also from parties the night before. but if you wake up and hav nothing to do i believe it is depressinig. but hey i'm all for drinking your drink __________________ SOMEBODY PINCH ME

03-03-2007, 12:43 PM	#12
TheMalcolmConnection I like big (_\|_)s. Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Charlottesville, Virginia Age: 43 Posts: 19,264	Re: Drinking in the morning: Fun or Sad? I am going to say it's fun because I DO have something to do: talk to all YOU guys. In a few minutes, TMC is going to meet his brother and drink even more at Applebee's! YAY for chain restaurants. Damn, my typing is pretty good for drinking all morning. __________________ Regret nothing. At one time it was exactly what you wanted.

03-03-2007, 12:54 PM	#13
Hail2theskins Special Teams Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Herndon, VA Age: 39 Posts: 488	Re: Drinking in the morning: Fun or Sad? its saturday you can drink all you want! here is some inspiration.... Modern Drunkard Magazine __________________ HAIL TO THE REDSKINS!!! LETS GO MOUNTAINEERS!!!

03-03-2007, 01:00 PM	#14
dblanch66 The Starter Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Phoenix, AZ Age: 59 Posts: 1,176	Re: Drinking in the morning: Fun or Sad? it's ok. down the road though, you'll be standing in a circle in a church basement somewhere saying "Hi, my name is the malcom connection, and I am an alcoholic", telling stories about how you USED to be married, and how you USED to have money and how you USED to have teeth, etc, etc. But until then, drink up.

03-03-2007, 01:44 PM	#15
dmek25 MVP Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: lancaster,pa Age: 63 Posts: 10,672	Re: Drinking in the morning: Fun or Sad? as long as your not drinking by yourself, its cool. maybe if titface was with you.... __________________ "It's better to be quiet and thought a fool than to open ones mouth and remove all doubt." courtesy of 53fan

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