Dr. Z explains why Skins will go 4-12 (sort of)

[Sheriff Gonna Getcha]

Dr. Z is not as hellbent on trashing the Skins as that fat ass Jabba the Hut turd (aka Lenny Pastabelly, aka fat ass, aka bad comb-over). But, Dr. Z is nonetheless a moron. We're pretty much wasting out time evaluating the prognostications that these so-called experts churn out each preseason. Most experts and analysts know little more than me or any other football fan.

I personally think we're probably going to end up 9-7. Many of the teams that we are facing this season are really good on offense, but really bad on defense. Our defense should be able to handle opposing offenses, while our offense should be good enough to win games. The Cowboys and Giants offenses looks terrible; so I think we should be able to squeeze 2-3 wins out of them and possibly one win from the Eagles.