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Old 02-05-2014, 11:19 AM   #12
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Re: Would you rather ...

And since no one else has answered the questions, I'll take the liberty and do it myself.



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own a ... porsche/ferrari
Porsche. It would depend on the model, but I guess I'll take Porsche.

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be a ... centaur/mermaid(man)
Centaur.

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be ... killed by a car/kill 5 kids with a car
Ummmmm...be killed by a car.

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leave your ... 90 y.o. grandmother/ dog ... locked in a car with the windows up
Dog. Duh.

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Have free tickets to the Superbowl for life (27% - 141,637 )
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Get $20,000 to never watch NFL games again(73% - 386,428)
Have free tickets to the Super Bowl.

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Chew on the hairy substance. Drinking the liquid from the garbage bag is not an option.

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Would you rather...bite the head off a gopher; or thoroughly lick a cat's butt?
Thoroughly lick a cat's butt. Think about the gopher... You'd have to chew your way through the fur and skin, and then taste the blood and whatever other liquids or foul substances are found in a gopher's neck, and then you'd still have to bite through the bone in it's neck. Yeah, I'll take the cat.

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Would you rather...have a fat, nasty ass; or large, floppy jowls?
Large, floppy jowls. That one's tough, especially if exercise and/or plastic surgery aren't options.

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Would you rather...suck pea soup from a biker's beard; or eat baby drool while the little tike is eating strained peas?
Eat the baby drool.

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Would you rather...have to steal from a blind man; or a Girl Scout?
Blind man. I'd feel terrible after both, but at least I'd know there would be no witnesses if I stole from the blind man.
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