Current 2014 Free Agents

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Originally Posted by Chico23231

Think the jags are on Clemons, Rogers just dropped something and if I'm right you next question would be about Jason Campbell or Ryan Clark?

Somewhere in a parallel universe we're all talking about how the Skins plan to move on from the Patrick Ramsey era. After all at 35 years old and multiple pro bowls the Skins need to have a plan. We don't want to end up like the Browns this off-season who saw future first ballot hall of famer Tim Couch retire after a string of concussions saw him miss half of last season.

Oh yeah Jamarcus Russell is also a spokesman for multiple GNC products while Andrew Luck has started to eat himself out of the league.

Also former hedge fund billionaire Gregg Williams accepted a plea deal last year after an investigation by special prosecutor Bernie Madoff found him guilty of insider trading and tax evasion as well as coordinating efforts to pump and dump various stocks in exchange for off the books bonuses. Williams still maintains that the employees were the ones that arranged the pump and dump scheme as well as the payouts.

Redskins head coach Steve Spurrier took a swipe at Cowboys head coach Mike Shanahan for spending too much time on the golf course instead of watching film.

Giants owner John Mara still blames the Redskins ownership group for salary cap sanctions imposed on the Giants and Eagles the previous two offseasons.

Meanwile Enron recently set a new stock market record with a share price of $1392.58 beating the previous high set by Lycos. Atari recently saw their stock price drop to $639.58 as they start to loose their grip on the smart phone market.

Ethisphere is currently set to name Comcast as the worlds most ethical company for the third consecutive year narrowly beating out Electronic Arts whose Orgin platform and staunch positions against microtransactions have made them the darlings of the gaming community.

President Nader will make a statement later tonight in response to the South Korea's aggressive stance and threats of nuclear strikes against the North.