Paintrain's all encompassing 'discuss all things offseason' thread (Version 2.0)

[mooby]

I'm feeling like it's only a matter of time before the name changes. We're probably gonna end up with something lame, like the Wizards. Here's your new football team DC, it's the Washington Salmon! Or the Washington Slugs! Whatever it is, it's going to be something so far from offensive, or aggressive, that nobody will ever demand it be changed again. Unless it's an animal, and then we'll have PETA protesting at the stadium.