What you want for Xmas?

[over the mountain]

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When I woke up and went into the bathroom this morning, this was waiting for me. allow me to break this down:

laptop = $500
knife sharpener = $30?
camcorder = $150 back in 1988
large cast iron skillet = $50 or more
gift card for massage and lunch = $100 for massage, $50 for lunch
new battery pack for expensive ass camera i bought her last year = $30?
gift card for clothes = $100
"yes please" book = $20
"choose your own autobiography" book = $20
new cell phone = $100 plus 2 yr contract

total = $1,150 plus $40/mo for the next 2 years

WTF. does anyone else have to deal with this? my whole house is full of sticky notes pointing out shit i need to "improve" on or do or dont do. She is also going to new orleans with her friend in feb ....


anyways, my list:

1 six pack firestone union jack
1 six pack sculpin
1 six pack titan ipa
1 bottle eggnog (the good stuff)
variety pack of premium cigars (patels, CAIs etc)
jumper cables
wheel lock key

what i will end up getting:

1 used chuck palahniuk book
1 used DVD of a movie i either dont like or have on demand
the wrong type of cigars
a six pack of some crap beer she bought across the street