Definition of Time

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Originally Posted by Giantone

A Friend sent this to me......................





Hope this brightens some of your day................................



14 Day Self-Isolation Diary



Day 1 = Have enough food and wine to last a month



Day 2 =Opening my 6th bottle of wine. I fear wine supplies



might not last!



Day 3 =I begin to notice that on strawberries, some have



210 seeds, others have 235 seeds.



Day 4 =It’s 8:00pm. I removed my day pajamas, and



put on my night pajamas.



*****I used to like Day 4, but I have to go for the mail, so I do wear a winter coat, baseball cap and hood and sweat pants over the day pajamas. At night, I just wear pj's and a jacket. Shucks, I have to put on outside shoes.



Day 5 =Today, I tried to make hand sanitizer. It came out as



Jell-O shots.



Day 6 = I get to take the garbage out. I’m sooo excited,



I can’t decide what to wear.



Day 7 =Laughing way too much at my own jokes.



Day 8 =Went to a new restaurant called “The Kitchen”.



You have to gather all the ingredients and make



your own meal. I have no clue how this place



is still in business.



Day 9 = I put liquor bottles in every room. Tonight I’m



getting all dressed up to go bar hopping!



Day 10 = Struck up a conversation with a spider today.



Seems nice. He is a web designer.



Day 11 = Isolation is hard. I swear my fridge just said,



“What the hell do you want now?”



Day 12 = I realized why dogs get so excited about something moving



outside, going for walks or car rides. I think I just barked



at a squirrel.



Day 13 = If you keep a glass of wine in each hand, you can't



accidentally touch your face.



Day 14 = Watched the birds fighting over a worm.



(Cardinals lead the Blue Jays 3 - 1)



Does anybody else feel like they’ve cooked dinner about 395 times this month?

That is funny!

I read it to my wife and she LOL'ed
I just emailed to several of my friends!

Thanks for posting!

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