Merged: The Movies Thread

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Originally Posted by Giantone

First , STFU about any of my kids!

Second, again it's a fucking kids movie and you critique it like it's the fucking Godfather, grow the fuck up.

First, I didnt think you would even be allowed to have any kids with your anger management issues and if you do have a step daughter, I do sincerely apologize. I genuinely apologize to your hypothetical step daughter, if she exists. I was just trying to regurgitate a played out joke.

Second, there is no such thing as a "childrens" movie Frank. Children dont have jobs and make money, they cant ride their fucking big wheel to a movie theater and pay for tickets with money. You know why? because they dont have fucking money because their little fucking kids. Little ass dependent kids who need help making toast and shit. I wouldnt trust a little kid to pour a glass of milk even if I was in your kitchen. Theyd spill that shit, it would running all over your floor then their dumb asses would start walking around it, leaving little white milk footsteps all over your first floor. I would not wish that on you.

Besides, who anointed you fucking King and gatekeeper of movie reviews? Like some giants fan has any standing to talk about good judgment. Go shave your ball hairs and glue them on your bald head you old fart.