AITAH: Am I the A**hole Here?

[SunnySide]

My lady always makes these passive aggressive comments. She doesnt even know she does it. Things like "its 2 am and you have work tomorrow in the morning".

Last night I decide Im going to have some hot dogs for dinner. So i put 3 in a pan and start to cook them. I was only going to eat 2 but I put a 3rd in there to see if she would say anything. So she comes sauntering in and I try to block her view of the pan. She tries to act like she not trying to see. She goes about 1 minute without saying anything but she is hovering around the kitchen so I know she wants to say something.

finally she cracks and she says "wow babe, 3 hot dogs, thats a lot". And I say "ha! you dumb bitch, i only put a 3rd on there just to see if youd say something and of course you did." I tell her I bet it was killing her not to say anything as soon as she came into the kitchen. She admits as much and said she couldnt take it anymore.

AITAH: Because I intentionally cooked an extra hot dog just to entrap her?

AITAH: Because my plan all along was to quickly eat 1 hot dog in the kitchen before then walking into the living room with 2 hot dogs pretending I only cooked 2? But since she came into the kitchen, had to like UNO the situation on her?

[sdskinsfan2001]

Originally Posted by SunnySide

My lady always makes these passive aggressive comments. She doesnt even know she does it. Things like "its 2 am and you have work tomorrow in the morning".

Last night I decide Im going to have some hot dogs for dinner. So i put 3 in a pan and start to cook them. I was only going to eat 2 but I put a 3rd in there to see if she would say anything. So she comes sauntering in and I try to block her view of the pan. She tries to act like she not trying to see. She goes about 1 minute without saying anything but she is hovering around the kitchen so I know she wants to say something.

finally she cracks and she says "wow babe, 3 hot dogs, thats a lot". And I say "ha! you dumb bitch, i only put a 3rd on there just to see if youd say something and of course you did." I tell her I bet it was killing her not to say anything as soon as she came into the kitchen. She admits as much and said she couldnt take it anymore.

AITAH: Because I intentionally cooked an extra hot dog just to entrap her?

AITAH: Because my plan all along was to quickly eat 1 hot dog in the kitchen before then walking into the living room with 2 hot dogs pretending I only cooked 2? But since she came into the kitchen, had to like UNO the situation on her?

Do you like her? Never see anything positive about her lol.

I think that was a damn funny experiment. But then you sounded at the end that you were going to eat 3 then hot-routed to say it was an experiment.

[punch it in]

Originally Posted by sdskinsfan2001

Do you like her? Never see anything positive about her lol.

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You definitely are not married. Lol.

[sdskinsfan2001]

Originally Posted by punch it in

You definitely are not married. Lol.

To be fair, SS isn't either lol.

[punch it in]

Originally Posted by punch it in

You definitely are not married. Lol.

Well it sounds like he is. Lol. For the record i love my wife to death and am lucky to have her but after you put that ring on it is time to touch gloves.

[punch it in]

Originally Posted by SunnySide

My lady always makes these passive aggressive comments. She doesnt even know she does it. Things like "its 2 am and you have work tomorrow in the morning".



Last night I decide Im going to have some hot dogs for dinner. So i put 3 in a pan and start to cook them. I was only going to eat 2 but I put a 3rd in there to see if she would say anything. So she comes sauntering in and I try to block her view of the pan. She tries to act like she not trying to see. She goes about 1 minute without saying anything but she is hovering around the kitchen so I know she wants to say something.



finally she cracks and she says "wow babe, 3 hot dogs, thats a lot". And I say "ha! you dumb bitch, i only put a 3rd on there just to see if youd say something and of course you did." I tell her I bet it was killing her not to say anything as soon as she came into the kitchen. She admits as much and said she couldnt take it anymore.



AITAH: Because I intentionally cooked an extra hot dog just to entrap her?



AITAH: Because my plan all along was to quickly eat 1 hot dog in the kitchen before then walking into the living room with 2 hot dogs pretending I only cooked 2? But since she came into the kitchen, had to like UNO the situation on her?

This made me lol literally. Every time i make food my wife surfaces and i see her looking. I have done the plate / pan block so many times. Now i just wait for her to glance and i say “can i help you ?” She then acts like she has no idea what I am talking about. Your post made my day man. LOL.
We are definitely ntah’s. They should mind their business. I dont care wtf she eats. Lol. This is a conversation i never thought id have. Im so happy that im not the only one who does the pan block. Ive gone as far to cover my plate with a paper or something until she disappears. Im totally showing her ur post tonight.

[sdskinsfan2001]

Originally Posted by punch it in

This made me lol literally. Every time i make food my wife surfaces and i see her looking. I have done the plate / pan block so many times. Now i just wait for her to glance and i say “can i help you ?” She then acts like she has no idea what I am talking about. Your post made my day man. LOL.

My favorite part about cooking around my lady friend is when the kitchen doesn't look the exact same as it did when I went in there, and getting grief. It can be just as clean, but like the spatula might of got bumped and is facing the wrong direction. No good. Or forbid if you leave a fork in the sink, I might as well of dumped the trash bag on the floor. Anything, no matter how small = dumpster fire 🔥

[punch it in]

Originally Posted by sdskinsfan2001

My favorite part about cooking around my lady friend is when the kitchen doesn't look the exact same as it did when I went in there, and getting grief. It can be just as clean, but like the spatula might of got bumped and is facing the wrong direction. No good. Or forbid if you leave a fork in the sink, I might as well of dumped the trash bag on the floor. Anything, no matter how small = dumpster fire

LOL. Im your lady friend and you are my wife! Hahaha. Only my wife is actually a bit of a dumpster fire in the kitchen. My wife makes a piece of toast and it is like Thanksgiving dinner happened. She washes her hands at the sink and there is water everywhere. Literally on the wall and window. It is like a seal doing tricks with its flippers!
Oh yeah if she shakes salt over something on the counter i can chop lines off it after she leaves!

[sdskinsfan2001]

Originally Posted by punch it in

LOL. Im your lady friend and you are my wife! Hahaha. My wife makes a piece of toast and it is like Thanksgiving dinner happened. She washes her hands at the sink and there is water everywhere. Literally on the wall and window. It is like a seal doing tricks with its flippers!

That's pretty damn funny. You live in my bizzarro world.

[punch it in]

Originally Posted by sdskinsfan2001

That's pretty damn funny. You live in my bizzarro world.

Such a great episode. Lol.

[sdskinsfan2001]

Originally Posted by punch it in

Such a great episode. Lol.

Definitely a great one...Feldman!!!!