Sources Tell Hooskins Owens Will Sign With Dallas

PWNED · 03-17-2006, 03:27 PM

ESPECIALLY if TO does well.

Skinette · 03-17-2006, 03:29 PM

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Originally Posted by RiggoRules

MSNBC has weighed in:

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/11822170/

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yep..thats it.

haha.

PWNED · 03-17-2006, 03:34 PM

i can honestly see TO punching parcells in his big fat mouth.

and then parcells trying to eat TOs fist, not in retaliation, but because hes REALLY REALLY hungry.

RedskinRat · 03-17-2006, 03:40 PM

Anyone have the movie of Williams knocking TO off the star?

Please?

724Skinsfan · 03-17-2006, 03:46 PM

Realistically, TO is smart enough to control his mouth for at least half a season. That's only if the Cowboys are winning and having a good ol' time throwing him the ball (who else can they throw the ball to?). Can't wait to see the schedule to figure out when the inevitable breakdown will begin.

724Skinsfan · 03-17-2006, 03:47 PM

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Originally Posted by RedskinRat

Anyone have the movie of Williams knocking TO off the star?

Please?

Actually wasn't it George Teague?

PWNED · 03-17-2006, 03:48 PM

i would have just punched TO is his f-ing dome. i dont care, penalty are not, you dont disrespect people like that.

Hail2em · 03-17-2006, 03:50 PM

Cowboys | Team also denies signing of Owens
Fri, 17 Mar 2006 12:12:17 -0800

Updating an earlier report, the Fort Worth Star-Telegram reports the Dallas Cowboys have also denied a report that the team has reached an agreement with free agent WR Terrell Owens (Eagles). Cowboys spokesman Rich Dalrymple said the team has nothing planned.

jdockser · 03-17-2006, 03:50 PM

if the cowboys suck.....parcells swallows.
Id personally like to thank Jerry for this great deal. I cannot wait to see archuleta hit him.

RiggoRules · 03-17-2006, 03:56 PM

Look at this from the perspective of a math problem....

If Pp=Parcells history of interacting with players
If Btw=Bledsoe's history of calling out WRs and other team mates on the field and sidelines
If Tc is TOs history of interacting with coaches
If Tq is TOs history of interacting with QBs
If Tm is TOs history of interacting with the media
If Ro is Rosenhauses influence on TO
If C$ is an incentive laden contract, then....

((Pp x Tc)+(Btw x Tq)+(Tm x Ro))/C$=DALLAS SUCKS

warriorzpath · 03-17-2006, 04:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RiggoRules

Look at this from the perspective of a math problem....

If Pp=Parcells history of interacting with players
If Btw=Bledsoe's history of calling out WRs and other team mates on the field and sidelines
If Tc is TOs history of interacting with coaches
If Tq is TOs history of interacting with QBs
If Tm is TOs history of interacting with the media
If Ro is Rosenhauses influence on TO
If C$ is an incentive laden contract, then....

((Pp x Tc)+(Btw x Tq)+(Tm x Ro))/C$=DALLAS SUCKS

The good part about this equation is- no matter what, the answer's always the same.

Carnage · 03-17-2006, 04:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 724Skinsfan

Actually wasn't it George Teague?

it was

SanFranSkinsFan · 03-17-2006, 06:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jdockser

if the cowboys suck.....parcells swallows.
Id personally like to thank Jerry for this great deal. I cannot wait to see archuleta hit him.

I'm not sure why everyone is SO happy about this move, I would have rather seen him in the AFC for sure, even though Springs covers him pretty well. Dallas has a better potential running game and TO was a fantasy machine before the Eagles shut him down. He still has mad game. Sure we signed some fast receivers too, but he is one of the best and we don't even have a 3rd CB right now.....and with Springs and Rodgers always banged up, this trade makes me more nervous than happy. Also we should have gotten more for Ramsey than a 6th rounder....so I'll curb my enthusiasm until Springs shuts his fat mouth up on game day.

RiggoRules · 03-17-2006, 08:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SanFranSkinsFan

I'm not sure why everyone is SO happy about this move, I would have rather seen him in the AFC for sure, even though Springs covers him pretty well.

For those who understand, no explanation is necessary, for those who do not, none will suffice.

That Guy · 03-18-2006, 01:02 AM

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Originally Posted by D'BOYZ

Thas some funny shit

The bryant thing was 2 years ago and I guess TO and Parcell have sit down and talk a lot (not that it matters hey is TO) again We all don't know what's going to be the result of this we all are at limbo.

Hey a lot of TO teamates in philly wanted him back so I really don't know ..... Im just holding my breath.

But with the Archuleta thing I'm sorry he isn't in the same league as the guys a mentione before if he where he still be a Ram you don't let your star players hit FA

wait, star players like lavar, peterson, Terrel Owens, brees, culpepper, abraham, law... i'm sorry, but you're just wrong there.

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PWNED The Starter Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: ZOMGZZZ!!111 Age: 33 Posts: 1,160	Re: Sources Tell Hooskins Owens Will Sign With Dallas ESPECIALLY if TO does well. __________________ 143 lbs of twisted steel and sex appeal.

03-17-2006, 03:34 PM	#108
PWNED The Starter Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: ZOMGZZZ!!111 Age: 33 Posts: 1,160	Re: Sources Tell Hooskins Owens Will Sign With Dallas i can honestly see TO punching parcells in his big fat mouth. and then parcells trying to eat TOs fist, not in retaliation, but because hes REALLY REALLY hungry. __________________ 143 lbs of twisted steel and sex appeal.

03-17-2006, 03:40 PM	#109
RedskinRat Franchise Player Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: I'm in LA, trick! Posts: 8,700	Re: Sources Tell Hooskins Owens Will Sign With Dallas Anyone have the movie of Williams knocking TO off the star? Please?

03-17-2006, 03:46 PM	#110
724Skinsfan Playmaker Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Roanoke, VA Posts: 3,508	Re: Sources Tell Hooskins Owens Will Sign With Dallas Realistically, TO is smart enough to control his mouth for at least half a season. That's only if the Cowboys are winning and having a good ol' time throwing him the ball (who else can they throw the ball to?). Can't wait to see the schedule to figure out when the inevitable breakdown will begin.

03-17-2006, 03:48 PM	#112
PWNED The Starter Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: ZOMGZZZ!!111 Age: 33 Posts: 1,160	Re: Sources Tell Hooskins Owens Will Sign With Dallas i would have just punched TO is his f-ing dome. i dont care, penalty are not, you dont disrespect people like that. __________________ 143 lbs of twisted steel and sex appeal.

03-17-2006, 03:50 PM	#113
Hail2em Registered User Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Va. Beach, Virginia Posts: 229	Re: Sources Tell Hooskins Owens Will Sign With Dallas Cowboys \| Team also denies signing of Owens Fri, 17 Mar 2006 12:12:17 -0800 Updating an earlier report, the Fort Worth Star-Telegram reports the Dallas Cowboys have also denied a report that the team has reached an agreement with free agent WR Terrell Owens (Eagles). Cowboys spokesman Rich Dalrymple said the team has nothing planned.

03-17-2006, 03:50 PM	#114
jdockser Camp Scrub Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: bethesda, MD Posts: 49	Re: Sources Tell Hooskins Owens Will Sign With Dallas if the cowboys suck.....parcells swallows. Id personally like to thank Jerry for this great deal. I cannot wait to see archuleta hit him. __________________ Hail to the Redskins!

03-17-2006, 03:56 PM	#115
RiggoRules Special Teams Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 380	Re: Sources Tell Hooskins Owens Will Sign With Dallas Look at this from the perspective of a math problem.... If Pp=Parcells history of interacting with players If Btw=Bledsoe's history of calling out WRs and other team mates on the field and sidelines If Tc is TOs history of interacting with coaches If Tq is TOs history of interacting with QBs If Tm is TOs history of interacting with the media If Ro is Rosenhauses influence on TO If C$ is an incentive laden contract, then.... ((Pp x Tc)+(Btw x Tq)+(Tm x Ro))/C$=DALLAS SUCKS __________________ *"Lighten up, Sandy Baby."*

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