Drunk Tales

[MTK]

Originally Posted by TheMalcolmConnection

Ah, maybe that was what I was thinking of...

As far as drunken stories go, I had a pretty good one last night. For those of you who WERE online last night, you knew I was drunk. I ended up going to this Chinese restaraunt I haven't been to in 10 years with a buddy of mine. We were the ONLY people there for about an hour. It was shady as hell. I see the owner walk out of the back with like 10 "suits", all Chinese. I swear that place has mafia ties. There's no way it can stay open. It's like the back of an alley and you REALLY have to try to find it.

Then, the owner's wife ripped a HUGE fart when she walked by us.

Did you catch a whiff?

[gibbsisgod]

Originally Posted by Mattyk72

Did you catch a whiff?

lol

[TheMalcolmConnection]

Originally Posted by Mattyk72

Did you catch a whiff?

I was so drunk to the point I lost my sense of smell. That happens often.