Carr Ties Brunell's Record

[EternalEnigma21]

I care. According to the D.O.R.K. ratings from this website I consult for all of my opinions, reguardless of what my own eyes tell me...

David Carr is now a better QB than Dan Marino. Its true. IT must be. I have the stats to prove it.

3dvr, 41kto, 514/245 yps, 88tsp


HA!

[SmootSmack]

Originally Posted by canthetuna

I care. According to the D.O.R.K. ratings from this website I consult for all of my opinions, reguardless of what my own eyes tell me...

David Carr is now a better QB than Dan Marino. Its true. IT must be. I have the stats to prove it.

3dvr, 41kto, 514/245 yps, 88tsp


HA!

You have to take into the account the barometric pressure, the area of a football field sectioned off into trapezoids, and the thickness of the morning dew over the opposing team's end zone. Plus, remember to take the weighted average of the Russian judge's two scores on the triple lutz.

But you didn't you ignorant slut. If you had you would clearly see that Marino's FUBU stats put him at an 8.97 rating while Carr is only at 8.83

[JGisLordOfTheRings]

Originally Posted by TAFKAS

You have to take into the account the barometric pressure, the area of a football field sectioned off into trapezoids, and the thickness of the morning dew over the opposing team's end zone. Plus, remember to take the weighted average of the Russian judge's two scores on the triple lutz.

But you didn't you ignorant slut. If you had you would clearly see that Marino's FUBU stats put him at an 8.97 rating while Carr is only at 8.83

I think I'm bleeding internally from laughing so hard......

please stop....