Let's do it: Super Bowl Predictions!

IHATECOVER2 · 01-22-2007, 10:29 PM

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Why do professional atheletes shamelessly deliver praise to Jesus every time they win a significant confrontation. I mean, do you really think the Lord gives a shit about first downs and red flag challenges? Is the Lord up there in the Big Ol' Sky starin' at his Big Ass 1080i Hi Def Flat Screen Plasma LCD HD TV that he "totally doesn't even know what that means but he wants it". What if there isn't a Lord after all. What if the Lord that Jim Irsay is referring to is Lord Helmet from Spaceballs. Well I would comb the desert and while we're talking about sand, do you remember that shit about "Footsteps"...well I guess Jesus, needs to update that shit to read...""My son, my precious child, I love you and I would never leave you. During your times of trial and suffering,
when you see only one set of footprints, it was then that I helped Jim Irsay and the Colts defeat the Patriots, you selfish bastard. . My Son."

i'm surrounded by assholes

SmootSmack · 01-22-2007, 10:37 PM

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Originally Posted by IHATECOVER2

and further more

Why do professional atheletes shamelessly deliver praise to Jesus every time they win a significant confrontation. I mean, do you really think the Lord gives a shit about first downs and red flag challenges? Is the Lord up there in the Big Ol' Sky starin' at his Big ass1080i Hi Def Flat Screen Plasma LCD HD TV that he doesn't even know what it means but he wants it. What if there isn't a Lord after all. What if the Lord that Jim Irsay is referring to is Lord Helmet from Spaceballs. Well I would comb the desert and while we're talking about sand, do you remember that shit about "Footsteps"...well I guess Jesus, needs to update that shit to read...""My son, my precious child, I love you and I would never leave you. During your times of trial and suffering,
when you see only one set of footprints, it was then that I helped the Colts defeat the Patriots, you selfish bastard. . My Son."

i'm surrounded by assholes

Who are these assholes that surround you?

IHATECOVER2 · 01-22-2007, 10:37 PM

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Who are these assholes that surround you?

That's just a line from the movie

SmootSmack · 01-22-2007, 10:41 PM

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Originally Posted by IHATECOVER2

That's just a line from the movie

Oh. What movie? Sorry to say I don't know

IHATECOVER2 · 01-22-2007, 10:45 PM

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Oh. What movie? Sorry to say I don't know

Spaceballs TAFKAS, Spaceballs! Dang...Came out in '87, it's a Mel Brooks classic. I know this is officially completely off topic and that was not my intention. I just really get steamed to hear money-mogels toss a parade on behalf of something that has nothing to do with winning anything except Roman-Catholic Jeopardy.

SmootSmack · 01-22-2007, 10:59 PM

Forgot that line. Guess the schwartz wasn't with me

SkinEmAll · 01-23-2007, 12:20 AM

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Originally Posted by IHATECOVER2

and further more

Why do professional atheletes shamelessly deliver praise to Jesus every time they win a significant confrontation. I mean, do you really think the Lord gives a shit about first downs and red flag challenges? Is the Lord up there in the Big Ol' Sky starin' at his Big Ass 1080i Hi Def Flat Screen Plasma LCD HD TV that he "totally doesn't even know what that means but he wants it". What if there isn't a Lord after all. What if the Lord that Jim Irsay is referring to is Lord Helmet from Spaceballs. Well I would comb the desert and while we're talking about sand, do you remember that shit about "Footsteps"...well I guess Jesus, needs to update that shit to read...""My son, my precious child, I love you and I would never leave you. During your times of trial and suffering,
when you see only one set of footprints, it was then that I helped Jim Irsay and the Colts defeat the Patriots, you selfish bastard. . My Son."

i'm surrounded by assholes

wow, im guessing someone pretending to be JC beat you up and stole your lunch money. Have a beer bro and take 3 deep breaths slowly.

ArtMonkDrillz · 01-23-2007, 08:36 AM

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wow, im guessing someone pretending to be JC beat you up and stole your lunch money. Have a beer bro and take 3 deep breaths slowly.

That's hilarious!

I'm pulling for the Colts, but I feel like the bears are going to win because of their defense, running game, and special teams.
Bears - 27
Colts - 17

SkinEmAll · 01-23-2007, 12:25 AM

I say manning showed me he is not afaid to stand in there and take a hit. And if the colts D resembles the performance of the last couple games, its lights out for da bears offense,

Colts - 34

Bears - 17

Hijinx · 01-23-2007, 12:43 AM

As the bears D-line will most likely be missing their best 2 players, I'll go with the SB usual blow out. Call it 49-12 DA Colts.

Btw this article is relevant: SI.com - Writers - Lester Munson: Bears DT Johnson may not go to Miami - Monday January 22, 2007 10:53AM

The stupidity of some people amazes me. This guy is going to miss out of playing in a SuperBowl because he wants to be a gangster instead of a football player.

GhettoDogAllStars · 01-23-2007, 10:48 AM

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Originally Posted by IHATECOVER2

and further more

Why do professional atheletes shamelessly deliver praise to Jesus every time they win a significant confrontation. I mean, do you really think the Lord gives a shit about first downs and red flag challenges? Is the Lord up there in the Big Ol' Sky starin' at his Big Ass 1080i Hi Def Flat Screen Plasma LCD HD TV that he "totally doesn't even know what that means but he wants it". What if there isn't a Lord after all. What if the Lord that Jim Irsay is referring to is Lord Helmet from Spaceballs. Well I would comb the desert and while we're talking about sand, do you remember that shit about "Footsteps"...well I guess Jesus, needs to update that shit to read...""My son, my precious child, I love you and I would never leave you. During your times of trial and suffering,
when you see only one set of footprints, it was then that I helped Jim Irsay and the Colts defeat the Patriots, you selfish bastard. . My Son."

i'm surrounded by assholes

Haha. That's funny, but I think the Lord would have 1080p -- not 1080i.

IHATECOVER2 · 01-23-2007, 05:48 PM

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Haha. That's funny, but I think the Lord would have 1080p -- not 1080i.

WOW! Someone has a sense of humor...I am impressed.

01-22-2007, 10:29 PM	#1
IHATECOVER2 Camp Scrub Join Date: Jan 2007 Posts: 12	Re: Let's do it: SB Predictions! and further more Why do professional atheletes shamelessly deliver praise to Jesus every time they win a significant confrontation. I mean, do you really think the Lord gives a shit about first downs and red flag challenges? Is the Lord up there in the Big Ol' Sky starin' at his Big Ass 1080i Hi Def Flat Screen Plasma LCD HD TV that he "totally doesn't even know what that means but he wants it". What if there isn't a Lord after all. What if the Lord that Jim Irsay is referring to is Lord Helmet from Spaceballs. Well I would comb the desert and while we're talking about sand, do you remember that shit about "Footsteps"...well I guess Jesus, needs to update that shit to read...""My son, my precious child, I love you and I would never leave you. During your times of trial and suffering, when you see only one set of footprints, it was then that I helped Jim Irsay and the Colts defeat the Patriots, you selfish bastard. . My Son." i'm surrounded by assholes

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SmootSmack Uncle Phil Join Date: Feb 2004 Posts: 45,256	Re: Let's do it: SB Predictions! Forgot that line. Guess the schwartz wasn't with me __________________ You're So Vain...You Probably Think This Sig Is About You

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SkinEmAll Special Teams Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: BillysBurg, Va. Posts: 489	Re: Let's do it: SB Predictions! I say manning showed me he is not afaid to stand in there and take a hit. And if the colts D resembles the performance of the last couple games, its lights out for da bears offense, Colts - 34 Bears - 17

01-23-2007, 12:43 AM	#10
Hijinx The Starter Join Date: Apr 2005 Age: 50 Posts: 1,961	Re: Let's do it: SB Predictions! As the bears D-line will most likely be missing their best 2 players, I'll go with the SB usual blow out. Call it 49-12 DA Colts. Btw this article is relevant: SI.com - Writers - Lester Munson: Bears DT Johnson may not go to Miami - Monday January 22, 2007 10:53AM The stupidity of some people amazes me. This guy is going to miss out of playing in a SuperBowl because he wants to be a gangster instead of a football player.

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