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Playmaker
Join Date: Jan 2006
Location: Roanoke, VA
Posts: 3,508
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Re: If You Were President.
If I were President, first off I'd....
1) Change the National Anthem to Just a Gigolo (David Lee Roth style) 2) Make Redskin History a Standard Of Learning then I'd do some real work and I'd..... 1) Eliminate federal tax for people making less than $25k/year and make those making up to 75k/year pay a flat rate (15%) and those making more than that pay a flat rate of 25% up to a maximum amount. 2) Make Welfare a temporary 12 to 24 month program. 3) Work on the legal industry's handling of frivolous lawsuits. 4) Increase funding for public education and provide an increase amount of attention on skill-type jobs. I really like the idea of doing away with 11th and 12th grade for anyone not interested in college but would rather learn a trade like electrician or plumbing. 5) Legalize everyone living in the United states effective immediately. This means you have to register to vote and register for Social Security. After about a 6 month period if you are in the country illegally you will be immediately deported back. the cost to send you back will come out of your pocket or you will work in some sort of government programs to payback the cost. During that time you can choose to undergo a legalization process (learning basic laws, language training, etc) in order to become a citizen. And finally, I'd..... 1) Deport ArtMonkDrillz somewhere, anywhere.
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