Wouldn't it suck...

Monkeydad · 05-10-2007, 12:06 PM

I disagree with this, I know that doing that (to my lady of course) can soothe a sore throat.

ArtMonkDrillz · 05-10-2007, 12:09 PM

So I guess this means that chicks now have to ask themselves "Do I want to have to wear an eye patch or use a tracheotomy tube?"

Did I go to far? I've been watching Aristocrats jokes on youtube all morning, so my sensibilities are out of whack.

SmootSmack · 05-10-2007, 12:28 PM

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Originally Posted by Schneed10

Hess, you're turning a thread full of delightful puns into a statistical debate. For shame.

The study does not say "give head, get cancer." It says that oral sex with mutliple partners INCREASES THE RISK of getting throat cancer. That means you're MORE LIKELY to get cancer as a result of the HPV virus in your throat. But you could be one of the lucky ones who gives head to people who just don't happen to have HPV - then you won't get cancer. Or you could get HPV, and still not develop cancer.

The more partners you perform unprotected oral sex on, the more likely you are to get cancer. Of course it's true. But it doesn't mean you'll definitely get cancer.

Ugh. By your logic, smoking doesn't cause lung cancer.

Wow. That was quite a mouthful...<<and we're back to the puns>>

Schneed10 · 05-10-2007, 12:40 PM

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Originally Posted by SmootSmack

Wow. That was quite a mouthful...<<and we're back to the puns>>

Thank you for changing the subject. Her argument left a bad taste in my mouth.

hesscl34 · 05-10-2007, 12:54 PM

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Originally Posted by Mattyk72

Generally speaking, more partners = more risk.

Not exactly rocket science.

I'm in trouble.... LOL

ArtMonkDrillz · 05-10-2007, 01:03 PM

Hess, how much did you make working for the DC Madam?

SmootSmack · 05-10-2007, 01:10 PM

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Originally Posted by Mattyk72

Generally speaking, more partners = more risk.

Not exactly rocket science.

Ah I get it now! "Rocket science" Clever. Is that a rocket in your pocket...

Redskins_P · 05-10-2007, 01:20 PM

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Originally Posted by hesscl34

I'm in trouble.... LOL

Way to swallow your pride Hess....

RobH4413 · 05-10-2007, 01:32 PM

I'm not touching this with a 10ft pole.

BDBohnzie · 05-10-2007, 01:32 PM

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Originally Posted by Schneed10

Thank you for changing the subject. Her argument left a bad taste in my mouth.

Bad taste huh, could that be from too much gargling?

hesscl34 · 05-10-2007, 01:44 PM

Spitters are quitters

ArtMonkDrillz · 05-10-2007, 01:48 PM

WOW, spoken like a pro!

MTK · 05-10-2007, 02:12 PM

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Originally Posted by ArtMonkDrillz

WOW, spoken like a pro!

Yep, a pro with throat cancer.

hesscl34 · 05-10-2007, 02:19 PM

eh! trying to be funny here...

MTK · 05-10-2007, 02:25 PM

Personally I don't find throat cancer to be a laughing matter. We have more throat cancer cases in the world than you can shake a stick at.

05-10-2007, 12:06 PM	#16
Monkeydad Living Legend Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: PA Age: 46 Posts: 17,460	Re: Wouldn't it suck... I disagree with this, I know that doing that (to my lady of course) can soothe a sore throat.

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ArtMonkDrillz Franchise Player Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Ellicott City, MD Age: 42 Posts: 8,029	Re: Wouldn't it suck... So I guess this means that chicks now have to ask themselves "Do I want to have to wear an eye patch or use a tracheotomy tube?" Did I go to far? I've been watching Aristocrats jokes on youtube all morning, so my sensibilities are out of whack. __________________ "Yeah, well, you know, that's just, like, your opinion, man." The Dude

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