Jason Witten's Mom Thinks She Plays for the Cowboys

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Originally Posted by FRPLG

Oh that's his mom alright. She is a serious piece of work. Both the parents are. They used to live in NoVa. They had three kids with Jason being the youngest. The other two were good baseball players but didn't end up doing much. They moved when Jason was like 11 but I played baseball with his older brother for years and his mom and dad(he was my coach one year) were out of this world nuts. The dad was basically just a big jerk. Yelled a lot but didn't communicate much more than idiocy. The mom had the highest most piecrcing scream that she used for cheering. God everyone hated them. The Wittens still inspire hearty stories in the town of Vienna Little league. I believe after they moved to Tenn they got divorced. Eddie and Kim Witten were ones for the book for sure.

That's some great stuff FRPLG. Good job!