Larry Johnson on the trading block?

[12thMan]

This is old news. I have a funny story about this rumor from last week.

About four or five days ago while I was sitting at bar, I had of all people, a Cowboy fan, tell me they had just traded for Larry Johnson in exchange for a second round pick. He swore up and down he heard it on ESPN earlier that day. I responded, dude, no f*ckn way! Not for a second round pick, and not to the Cowboys! So I go, hey, if this is true I'll buy a round of shots for you and your boy "Lurch" (dude was ugly!) So everyone breaks out their BlackBerries (I'm a poor guy, so I don't own one!) and started looking on ESPN for the news.....nothing! I laughed his ass under the bar! I mean, I was loud! I think their thumbs were numb after all that damn scrolling they did. All he could do was start talking trash about how T.O. is better than Moss...blah, blah, blah....