your favorite joke

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Originally Posted by lostinthought135

White Question and Answers
What's white and fourteen inches long?
Absolutely nothing!

What do you call 500,000 white guys jumping out of a plane?
Snow.

What do you call a bunch of white guys in a circle?
A Dope Ring!

What do you call 300 white men chasing a black man?
The PGA tour.

Why do so many white people get lost skiing?
It's hard to find them in the snow.

How long does it take for a white women to take a crap?
9 months

What's the difference between a white man and a snake?
One is a evil, cold-blooded, venomous, slimy creature of Satan, and the other is a snake.

How many white men does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
One, white men will screw anything.

What's the flattest surface to iron your jeans on?
A white girl's ass!

What did the black guy do with his M&Ms?
Eat them

What did the white guy try and do with his?
Put them in alphabetical order

What did a white guy see when he looked at his family tree?
A straight line!

What do you call a white serial killer in the courtroom?
-Not guilty

What did the policeman say to the white reckless driver who ran over and killed 10 innocent people?
-Slow it down

I'm Black. Grew up around a lot of White people. I've heard a lot of racist jokes. Both on Blacks and Hispanics. Neither bother me because I know the people that are telling them never mean any harm and they always ask me prior to telling them if I'm comfortable with it. I've never heard ones on White people before so it's a change of pace. Either way, racially motivated jokes aren't the type to say around mixed company. Good jokes, buddy. Wrong place and time.