Time To Take A Que From The Best

[SmootSmack]

Originally Posted by Mattyk72

Maybe you can work on that hot new technology called phone party lines. I heard that's the next big thing, you can talk to like 30 other people ALL at the same time! I'm always on those lines at night while I'm kicking it with my Sony Walkman.

That's hot!

I can see it now. You're watching a rerun of Cheers at 2a on your local FOX affiliate and suddenly a commercial comes on.

"Ladies are you looking to talk football allll nighttt lonnnggg. Call a Warpath Mod today and let your football discussion fantasies come true. For just 35 cents the first minute, and 95 cents each additional minute you'll never be lonely again. Why wait? Call 1-977-PATH-MOD today!

(warning: must be 18 or older to call...unless you're calling to talk to Gmanc)

[mheisig]

Originally Posted by SmootSmack

I can see it now. You're watching a rerun of Cheers at 2a on your local FOX affiliate and suddenly a commercial comes on.

"Ladies are you looking to talk football allll nighttt lonnnggg. Call a Warpath Mod today and let your football discussion fantasies come true. For just 35 cents the first minute, and 95 cents each additional minute you'll never be lonely again. Why wait? Call 1-977-PATH-MOD today!

(warning: must be 18 or older to call...unless you're calling to talk to Gmanc)

It should also have long, slow panning background shots of 12thMan typing on his computer, or a big revolving "?#3" or "ridicules" floating by...