Longest... Preseason... Ever

[EternalEnigma21]

You wanna kill some time? Do something unusual. I bought a motorcycle without telling my wife. Talk about a distraction. Not only do I get to re-learn how to ride, I get to fight with the wife about it every 2 days. And now I have a reason to wear a helmet and boots, instead of just wanting to look cool.

[Schneed10]

Originally Posted by EternalEnigma21

You wanna kill some time? Do something unusual. I bought a motorcycle without telling my wife. Talk about a distraction. Not only do I get to re-learn how to ride, I get to fight with the wife about it every 2 days. And now I have a reason to wear a helmet and boots, instead of just wanting to look cool.

Holy cow. I think I'd kill my wife if she spent as much money on something, without telling me, as a motorcycle costs. I'd at least go upside her head with a bottle of bub (you know where I effing be).

You have guts, my friend. You should wear the helmet in the house!