Cerrato Vaguely Explains Draft Strategy (with Questionable Evidence)

[Defensewins]

Vinny Cerratto reminds of George W. Bush. Nobody really loves the guy. We all tolerate him because he is in power. I wonder if he can dodge a shoe like W?

[Drift Reality]

Originally Posted by Defensewins

Vinny Cerratto reminds of George W. Bush. Nobody really loves the guy. We all tolerate him because he is in power. I wonder if he can dodge a shoe like W?

At least Bush had a term limit.

[Defensewins]

Originally Posted by Drift Reality

At least Bush had a term limit.

LOL!
And Bush can dodge a high and fast smelly one.

[SBXVII]

Originally Posted by Defensewins

LOL!
And Bush can dodge a high and fast smelly one.

Sooo, your trying to say he can't catch leather either? lol.

[44ever]

so in other words if we need a lineman but the best available player in the draft is a punter we now have another punter but still lack lineman. Then we trade our draft position for a over the hill lineman. Ummmmm OK I get it now.

[SBXVII]

Originally Posted by 44ever

so in other words if we need a lineman but the best available player in the draft is a punter we now have another punter but still lack lineman. Then we trade that punter for a over the hill lineman that is no better than the available lineman in the draft. Ummmmm OK I get it.

No apparently you don't. So let me help you. We need lineman so we draft a Punter cause he's the best available player(how I don't know cause he wouldn't be a punter then). We then throw away what.....3 draft picks for over the hill lineman. Then after week 2 or 3 cut said Punter. Where you went wrong was we don't trade said Punter.

[SBXVII]

Vinny's an idiot period. Hey ever look at him on TV and think he looks like a Pug?

If you have a good team and for the most part are happy with everyone, and know you have some small holes (namely the lines) then I would suggest picking based on need. Our lines are getting old. They wear out prior to seasons end every year. We need new blood, young blood. So again if you claiming this team is set and don't need anything then yes pick your players based on best player available. Mold him. Train him. and he will become a super star. but when you have issues at certain areas as we did there is no need for a TE. There is no need for a Punter. Our kickers were not the best but got the job done. I truely believe our problems right now has to do with who is holding the ball for the kicker. He was not this bad in the past and the only thing changed is the holder...by Zorn. Our punter is no better or worse then who we had before. We truely should have picked a few linemen somewhere in that draft. If nothing else to get some younger blood to train for when our 30 something linemen call it quits.

I love the whole 8 mil and two picks for Taylor and produced the same as rookies. I guess that means we can look forward to a productive season next year cause thats what rookies do. I guess If you can't dazzle them with your brilliant mind Vinny you have do find a way to baffle them with BS. We all know as a business man you should be able to sell a pile of horse crap and if you can't sell last years draft to us then you might as well find a new job. Oh, and whats with Michael's? "yep", "Uh-huh", "yep", "right". I'm sure he's thinking ....."If I want to keep my job I should just....Smile and wave." I'm so glad Michael knows his facts also to just quickly agree.

Hey Michael's get some balls and slap the pug.

[Defensewins]

I think I figured why Snyder will never fire Cerratto. Snyder hired Cerratto because Cerratto is a yes man. Cerratto also the only person that would allow this two headed monster/GM situation, affectionately called "Snyderatto" to exist where Cerratto and Snyder share in the GM responsibilities, which is what Snyder wants. Snyder loves to have his hand deep inside the player personnel body cavity. Even though Snyder has no a football background.

So if Snyder fired Cerratto that would mean Snyder not only is admitting that he is unhappy with Cerratto's job performance, but would also be admitting that his own GM performance sucks. Snyders ego would not allow it. So he will keep blaming and firing everyone else but Cerratto.

Hypothetically, if Bill Cowher agreed to be the next Redskins Head Coach, but his only stipulation is we get another GM and Snyder get out of the GM draft room. Do think Snyder would do it?
That would be awesome! It wouls be tough for Snyder to give up that what he loves.

[Hog1]

Vinnie is generally thought of as an average personel man. Perhaps this draft will take him over the top? Time will tell

[Defensewins]

Originally Posted by Hog1

Vinnie is generally thought of as an average personel man. Perhaps this draft will take him over the top? Time will tell

Time is not on our side. We have one of the oldest teams in the NFL and fading fast. If the Vinnie experiment fails in a year or two, we will be even more behind the other teams. We do not have the luxury of time to see if Vinnie will be great. I am surprised Snyder being the type if business he is, "get the best money can buy", accepts having a mediocre GM like Vinnie. Vinnie must have something on Danny.

[SmootSmack]

I've always suspected that Snyder's loyalty with Cerrato lies more so with the very tight friendship Cerrato had with Snyder's father than any relationship they have.

Anyhow, using my front office powers to edit the thread title.

[maroonandblack30]

Originally Posted by SmootSmack

I've always suspected that Snyder's loyalty with Cerrato lies more so with the very tight friendship Cerrato had with Snyder's father than any relationship they have.

Anyhow, using my front office powers to edit the thread title.

whats wrong with my title? Please inform.

[SmootSmack]

Originally Posted by maroonandblack30

whats wrong with my title? Please inform.

See #2

http://www.thewarpath.net/370946-post1.html

Every other post these days is about someone associated with the team, usually Vinny, being an idiot. I thought maybe the thread title for this should be a bit more specific

[maroonandblack30]

Originally Posted by SmootSmack

See #2

http://www.thewarpath.net/370946-post1.html

Every other post these days is about someone associated with the team, usually Vinny, being an idiot. I thought maybe the thread title for this should be a bit more specific

Please....

[MTK]

Originally Posted by SmootSmack

See #2

http://www.thewarpath.net/370946-post1.html

Every other post these days is about someone associated with the team, usually Vinny, being an idiot. I thought maybe the thread title for this should be a bit more specific

Good call.